I have 2 tickets to a mAnn Coulter talk

[jsamuel]

what should I do...?

[DemonGoddess]

1. burn 'em?

[Kierkegaard]

2. Burn them?

Or bring pies...

[LisaM]

3. Are you male?

Go dressed as a drag queen.

[TomClash]

4. Go

and ask embarrassing questions she can't answer.

[Ishoutandscream2]

22. Yes, ask her how long Canadian forces were in Viet Nam

I'm sure she could come up with a good answer!:evilgrin:

[VOX]

5. You have my profound sympathies.

I hope you have a strong stomach. :puke:

[Swamp Rat]

6. blueberry stains are hard to get out...

:D

[CottonBear]

7. Bring two pies?

:evilgrin:

[Blue Belle]

16. That was my thought...

But she's pretty good at dodging complex carbohydrates.

[CottonBear]

29. She can run, weave and dodge really quickly in high heels!

I saw the famous "pie" video! :rofl:

[bluerum]

8. Hope you did not have to buy them. eom

[shaniqua6392]

9. Run up onto the stage....

lift up her skirt and show the world that she really does have a penis!

[MadMaddie]

10. If you attend..

Make sure you delouse your self of the hate mongering lice germs that will be in the air!!

[Nimrod2005]

11. Ask her if she likes or ever had anal sex?

[Twist_U_Up]

18. ummm

I think vaginal sex would be a little difficult,her scrotum is in the way.

[rpgamerd00d]

12. CRAFT the ULTIMATELY EMBARASSING QUESTION !!!!

Work on it here, get a good one, a REAL ZINGER, and hit her with it.

Make it DRIPPING with insults, LARGE SOPHISTICATED WORDS, and ad-hominem attack.

Not kidding. Do it.

[stop the bleeding]

15. ditto

[AllegroRondo]

13. Laugh during her speech

a lot.

[Greyhound]

14. Where are you? I'll put them to good use if you don't want them. n/t

[Ganja Ninja]

17. Give them to someone you don't particularly care for.

[mattclearing]

19. Go pie-shopping. n/t

[Lerkfish]

20. follow the law student's lead and turn your back on her in the front row

as they did to gonzales recently.

[tlsmith1963]

21. Ask Her About Her Adam's Apple

I'd love to hear her response.:rofl:

Tammy

[rpgamerd00d]

23. I HAVE A GOOD QUESTION - you all can help make it better?

Q: "Ann, were you born a man, or are you just taking steroids in anticipation of your sex change operation?"

:D

[edbermac]

24. Ever see the movie Carrie?

Except I'd use manure instead of pig blood...

[yellowdogmi]

25. Repeatedly ask her to speak up.

It is hard to hear her with *'s penis so far down her throat.

[Jersey Devil]

26. Ask her when she decided to become a woman

With a completely straight face, ask: "Miss Coulter, scientists have stated that women with prominent Adam's apples usually are born with both male and female genitalia. Which to you have and have you had the problem corrected surgically?"

[sinkingfeeling]

27. My question is, "Why do you have 2 tickets ?" I'd stick them up

on the wall of the local gay bar.

[genieroze]

28. Use them as toilet paper and send them to a freeper?