at lunch the other day...I got off a good 'un.

[Lerkfish]

There's this group of three ladies who sit next to the microwave. As I'm heating stuff up, I always shoot the breeze with them. They're funny, even though I know one of them is a republican (old style).
Anyhow, She was telling us she heard about how in some country, there were tables with holes in them, where they would put live monkey's heads. You take a hammer and break open their skulls and eat the brains out while they are alive. One of the other ladies asked, and then what happens?
I said: the monkey becomes president.

Even the republican lady burst out laughing because it so quick.

:)

[ET Awful]

1. LOL

Well done :P

[Inland]

2. Wow, a once in a lifetime set up. Glad you caught it. nt

[Lerkfish]

3. yeah, I couldn't believe the setup.

I had to go for it.

although my quickness has gotten me in trouble before:

once my wife sighed and said "I'm losing my mind!"
and my retort was "oh no! we'll never find anything that small!"

couches can be so uncomfortable.