Okay DU Psychologists, What Meds Will The Chimp Need After His Bad Day?

[leftchick]

:rofl:

I just watched the replay of the Reverend's words about no WMD along with Carter's on wiretaps etc. on Keith Olberman. The chimp was squirming like a worm on a hook! I can only imagine how painful it was for him to stay seated for the bush hate fest live and on national TV! I also noticed Pickles was absolutely ashen and appeared about to suffer from the vapors after all of the chimp abuse.

Serious question, did he hit the bottle in the limo an the way to AF1 after the national humiliation or did he wait and take some meds? Perhaps both?

Oh what a wonderful day!

:rofl:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Thorazine, with a Haldol chaser.

[liberal N proud]

2. Not a Psychologist but I am sure this will call for another vacation

at the ranch

Spring Break

[JuniperLea]

3. You mean, besides the straight jacket?

Hashish
Cocaine
Marijuana
Opium
LSD
DMT
STP, BLT
A&P, IRT
APC, Alcohol
Cigarettes, shoe polish, cough syrup, peyote
Equinol, dexamil, camposine, Chemadrine,
Thorazine, trilophon, dexadrine, benzedrine, methedrine

[HysteryDiagnosis]

4. A sack of stimulant spiked bananas..... he's gonna need them.... nt.

[LSparkle]

5. King-size bottle of Jim Beam (the one with the handle)

And a carton of Marlboros for Pickles.

[leftchick]

9. ding ding!

a winner. Damn I hope liveoaktx has pickles handshake with the Rev. on video. She Looked fit to be tied! More Valium for Pics!

[Solly Mack]

6. Shrub was plotting on how to get people back for their remarks

he needed no drugs - his petty little personality kept him going.

[leftchick]

13. even a narcissist has his limits

I am sure he pounded down a few of something. :)

[Solly Mack]

15. He probably called his mom and whined

and she stroked his ego with shared (self) righteous indignation. She's his reflecting pool...all he really needs. Laura is second best at it. When the jabs get too sharp - it's mom to the rescue.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

7. How about his poor handlers?

They are going to need a wee pint as well!

[leftchick]

14. and Barney!

poor Barney. :(

[jmowreader]

21. A wee pint? Surely you jest!

Grannie, my love, right about now Bush's handlers are ordering a 55-gallon drum of reagent-grade 195-proof undenatured ethanol.

One of my warrant officers told me about this stuff. Apparently if you work in a medical lab (which this guy did at the time) there are experiments that require this chemical...naturally, the troops staffing the lab being American soldiers, they did an experiment in which 30ml of reagent-grade ethanol was added to 120ml of orange juice and taken orally. He reports that it is very smooth and gets you shitfaced in no time at all. It can also be reacted with coca-cola, seven-up, tomato juice, water, or even poured over ice, all with equally-satisfying results.

Unfortunately, they continued the experiment until the entire case of alcohol (a year's supply for this lab) was experimented on and turned in a requisition for a new case two weeks after they ordered the one that got experimented on, which got them turned in to the hospital commander. "What did you guys do, drink this stuff?"

[az chela]

8. hopefully he has a couple of shots of stricknine

[daveskilt]

10. hemlock

[ewoden]

11. Actually not squirming, Georgie had just read about those . . .

telekinetic goat killers from the CIA. Fortunately for Carter et al. Georgie trying to use his mind to do anything but turn his body towards the warm sun is a big stretch.

[madrchsod]

12. drinking,screaming at laura , then

blowing up frogs with m-80`s!

[FormerRepublican]

16. Lots and lots of Ativan (assuming it still has any effect).

[leftchick]

20. what is Ativan?

I am not familiar with that one.

[FormerRepublican]

25. It's a controlled substance that I took for a while for my PTSD.

When you first start taking it, it knocks you out and you sleep the day away. Then your body gets used to it. It's basically used to keep you calm. They give it to folks with PTSD to help control anxiety. Didn't work for me, so they stopped it, which I was happy about since I didn't want to get addicted. It's related to Klonopin and Valium, but it's stronger and doesn't last as long.

Considering how totally out of control Bush gets when someone disagrees with him, and how chicken he is, Ativan seemed like a good choice to keep him in line.

[leftchick]

28. hmmm, I wonder what happens when he combines it with Jack?

Perhaps that explains all of the accidents...

[Jackpine Radical]

26. Ativan (generically lorazepam) is a benzodiazepine, an anxiolytic

similar to Xanax in its effects.

[SushiFan]

17. Personally, I'd give him a big fat dose of IMPEACHMENT. nt

[MichiganVote]

18. I'm sure he'd like some Ecstasy

[kenny blankenship]

19. He'll probably execute a few enemy combatants

that is, people snatched off the street in other countries on suspicion of involvement in Al Quaeda. They're still in custody because "they won't talk". Actually they don't know anything and haven't done anything, but Rummy knows that they're involved so they've been gathering dust and scabs in our gulag. Bush will pop a couple and feel better tomorrow.

[0007]

22. I think junior was squirming cuz he knew something was up

and didn't indeed comprehend exactly what went down. I believe after Karl Rove explains that he and his crime cabal are thought of as a bunch of liars, he'll get good and high and perhaps fall down again causing irreparable damage. I hope.. I hope....

junior is incorrigible.
:hi:

[tyedyeto]

23. And tomorrow he goes to New Hampshire to speak before...

another handpicked audience. They will be swooning over him and give him confidence again.

:puke:

[Just Me]

24. Drug therapy, alone, could NEVER help him.

He'd have to live in service of Africans in turmoil for at least two years of his life, without ANY cushions or comforts. Then, he'd either be cured or,...dead by choice.

[Metta]

27. Double transplant - heart and soul.

The new ones will be easy to install. Just look for the hole where the old ones were supposed to be.