Okay, it's time to RIOT, Christians! Look what I found!

[Atman]

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Now, these kinda concern me...when did Jesus get into teaching FIGHTING?...



I'm not sure I like the way he's eyeing those little girls...



and what's this...Jesus Buttermaker?

[sui generis]

1. no no johnny! first you block then you blast them with god's holiness

Smite On, Smite Off. Sheesh. These kids are more work than I thought.

[ET Awful]

2. Bah, if you REALLY wanted to start a riot, you'd do something like this

[crizzo5137]

4. AAAAAAACCCKK!! Buddy Christ!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LynneSin]

18. Sweetie - I can top you on that Buddy Jesus

h

Since this could be very offensive to some I've added an extra h in the front of the address. Cut and paste at your own caution!

[Atman]

20. Is that supposed to be Jesus with the Cowbell?

HARP! WE NEED MORE HARP!

[ET Awful]

23. LMAO . . .

Hehehehe, well done :P

[LynneSin]

24. You should see the Vinyl LPs I bought for Evita

Going to see if she recognizes any of the songbirds on the album

[Sequoia]

3. I read my Bible and nowhere does it say that

Jesus likes sports. So I guess if the husband stays home from church (like Homer) then it's okay with Jesus 'cause he likes football.

[Justpat]

40. I don't know. It seems like in the OT there was a lot

of hurling rocks (precursor to discus?) and lots of wrestling going on.

[YOY]

5. Jubus got skillz yo!

Isn't it kind of unfair him being all tall and a demi-god and all playing against little kids?

I mean, I'm sure he doesn't cheat, but still being the son of god put's him at a severe advantage, no?

Those kids are pretty white ...then again so is Jesus in this particular portrayal.

[Atman]

6. White men can't jump...but dude can walk on water!

I wonder if he water skis? You know...without skis.

[YOY]

7. Yeah, but those holes in his hands and feet gotta make boxing pretty tough

I wonder if when he walks on water now-a-days he leaks...

[Arugula Latte]

38. Blub blub blub ...

... just sayin' ...

[bliss_eternal]

27. LMAO!!

:rofl:

[RC]

8. Oooooh, somebody's gonna get crucified for this.

[xultar]

9. Christians made that crap.

[Atman]

13. Where's the one of Jesus bombing Fallujah?

[LynneSin]

26. Catholics made it

It's from the Catholic Shopper website. Catholics love stuff like this and they're in a completely different world than the rest of us Christians

[WildEyedLiberal]

30. Uh

I hope you forgot your sarcasm tag on that.

[Greyhound]

31. I guess the Second Commandment was merely a suggestion.

But then WTF do I know, I'm just a heathen.

[never cry wolf]

10. I hope Jebus is ok, he looks sick

All pale and waspish looking for a semite from the middle east.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

11. Oh Cool, Now We're Mocking Others Cultures.

Ahhhhh, the progressive way....

.....oh, wait. no it's not.

[Atman]

16. Damn! I thought I was mocking our own culture.

My bad. Father, please forgive me. I know not what I've done.

[MatrixEscape]

22. That's okay ...

Say three Our Fascists and ten Hail Bushes and you will be forgiven your progressive sins.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

29. Since You Asked, You Are Forgiven.

I forgive all those for their trespasses when asked to do so.

Not your father though, you ain't gettin a dime of child support from me lol

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

12. I'm worried....

[MatrixEscape]

14. Ah, I get the "Jesus is My Coach" one ...

Jesus is really a seventh-degree WHITE belt: Crouching Satan, Hidden Jesus!

You gotta round-house kick them libruls for the Lord! Punch 'em so hard and fast that they will turn the other cheek! LOL!

[TomInTib]

15. Janet Gretzky should have bet on Jesus' teams.

He could have saved her from getting caught.

EWING, N.J. - Wayne Gretzky's wife and about a half-dozen NHL players placed bets — but not on hockey — with a nationwide sports gambling ring financed by Phoenix Coyotes assistant coach Rick Tocchet, authorities said Tuesday.

Gretzky, hockey's greatest player, is in his first season coaching the Coyotes and is a part-owner of the team.

Actress-wife Janet Jones was among those implicated, two law enforcement officials told The Associated Press, speaking on condition of anonymity because no bettors have been publicly identified

more:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060207/ap_on_sp_ho_ne/hkn_tocchet_gambling_bust

[DanCa]

17. Don't fight naked wear the armor of god.

I saw that on a t shirt once. I kept scratching my head and saying wtf? I don't like this pop culture brand of christianity. It vexes me every day.

[cascadiance]

19. Some more "spiritual gifts"...

Enjoy fellow Christians! :)











Guess what this is used for in Texas!























And fellow Jews...



And fellow Muslims...







And fellow Buddhists...

[Atman]

25. I actually have a Jesus action figure

With extended arms for lifelike blessing action.

I'm not kidding. It's got a swell trading card on back with J's bio, too.

[Arugula Latte]

37. Oh my "god" -- those is too funny!

:rofl:

Oh, wait, I mean I'm picking up a rock to stone you! Watch out! Duck and cover!

[Deja Q]

21. Pics 1-3 & 6 are sacrilege. #4 is bizarre. Catholic Priests love #5...

BTW: I think the one in green is a boy, but the Chinese mould maker forgot to add the little disturbing bulge. Which is probably for the best.

[Wilber_Stool]

28. Remember this one

[annabanana]

33. National Lampoon?

I have all those in boxes in the back.. I may dig some out.

[Wilber_Stool]

34. Yup.

Very early. Here's more.

http://www.punkhart.com/dylan/images/zimmerman2-pg01.
http://www.punkhart.com/dylan/images/zimmerman2-pg02.
http://www.punkhart.com/dylan/images/zimmerman2-pg03.
http://www.punkhart.com/dylan/images/zimmerman2-pg04.


Took the http off so I wouldn't suck up their bandwidth.


Removed gif from the end because removing http didn't work. Same reason.

[alfredo]

32. They're low fat, high moral fiber

[flakey_foont]

35. The football one

wasn't there a commandment somewhere...Thou Shalt Not Tackle the Lord Thy God! Every childs' fantasy come true - shooting hoops with Jeebus. Must get awful hot in that robe when you're running some fast breaks or up and down the soccer field

[cascadiance]

43. Is the top one here what you're thinking of?...

Some Jesus bobbleheads...

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/bobbleheadworldstore_1880_2958716

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/bobbleheadworldstore_1880_3050687





http://store1.yimg.com/I/wickedcoolstuff_1884_18135529

The virgin mary bobblehead...

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/bobbleheadworldstore_1882_3152505

[SmokingJacket]

36. Actually, I am sort of offended. And I'm an atheist.

Wish they'd put Jesus in a tutu, there. I mean, if he were really coaching, wouldn't he lose the robe?

[liberalitch]

39. I'm burning the nearest embassy.... doesn't matter which one.

I'm in a torchin' mood!

[YOY]

44. Belize Look out! Warn Togo too! Red Alert Lichtenstein!

n/t

[Ian David]

41. These are creepy, too...

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/

[YOY]

45. It looks like a beefcake Jesus and is he wearing mascara? n/t

[Ian David]

42. They practically rioted over this... Jesus Dress-up!

http://www.jesusdressup.com/