I just watched a 2 minute commercial on a TV side table on the

[Skidmore]

History Channel. It was 2 minutes of raving about the valuable and priceless piece of technology this table is and how you will be amazed that you could have lived life so long without owning one once you have bought said table. Sigh. How low we have sunk, citizens. Go forth and purchase....tables. You will understand the meaning of life itself.

[htuttle]

1. So, I gather it didn't measure up to the standards of...

...the History Channel's other fine documentaries, such as "History of Glue", "Modern Marvels: Construction Cranes" and "Atlantis Revealed"?

[tx_dem41]

2. Hey, the "History of Glue" was great.

Don't go knocking that one. ;)

[TallahasseeGrannie]

3. It was okay

but it fell apart in some places.

[tx_dem41]

5. I tried to think of a good pun for 3 minutes before posting.

You got me, Grannie. :hi:

[EstimatedProphet]

9. Yeah, it didn't stick with me

[htuttle]

4. Well, I have to admit, I did watch it

The part where they lifted the truck was somewhat exciting...:D

[POAS]

6. But they never got into

any of the controversial sticking points.


I'm sorry, I'll slap my hands for typing that.

[tekriter]

7. I couldn't pull myself away from it...

honest.

[yellowdogmi]

8. This sad commentary has kept me rivetted

With all of the puns. Maybe we need a daily thread just for puns.
:hippie: