I'm forming a new party: The Evil Party.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

Gonna be up front about it all, gonna scare the shit outta the fundies and let 'em fight EVIL!

Here's some of the promises of the Evil Party:

1. Whenever there's an Evil President, we promise war where untold thousands shall die.

2. With an Evil Congress, we will be for sale to the highest bidder.

3. With a Evil House, we will malign and smear those who run against us with lies and inuendo.

4. With an Evil Government, we promise to destroy any hope of fair future elections!

5. With an Evil Government, We promise to take away your right to privacy.

6. With an Evil Government, we promise to put profit over Patriotism.

7. With an Evil Government, we promise to take from the poor and give to the rich.

8. With an Evil Government, we promise to ignore the environment.

9. With an Evil Government, we promise to return to Torquemada like torture.

10. With an Evil Government, we promise to destroy all that is good about America.



Hey, if they like the current administration, they ought to love this one!

Any suggestions? We're still setting it up.

[AndyA]

1. Save yourself the bother

The Republicans have already done all this for you!

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. Do you have a catchy jingle? That always helps with marketing a new produc

[Armstead]

3. I hear Mike Meyers is available to be your party chair

[htuttle]

4. How about eatin' babies?

Though that policy is bound to get co-opted by the other parties:

[havocmom]

5. Sorry, but between your party and the GOP...

your's is the lesser of two evils.

[Boojatta]

6. Suggestion: Jazz up the name and simplify the policies.

Consider "PEEP", which stands for:

People's Extremely Evil Party

Keep just two policies:

#5. With an Evil Government, We promise to take away your right to privacy.

#9. With an Evil Government, we promise to return to Torquemada like torture.

The purpose of promise #9 is to force people to disclose information.

Don't change the numbering scheme. By having just two policies called policy #5 and policy #9, you add mystery and excitement.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

7. LOL... I like it!