The Republican Senators Need a Pat on the Head, a Cookie, some Milk

[The Whiskey Priest]

and be reassured that the bad men will not get them……..

Or, maybe a good kick in the butte and tell them to start acting like men, rather than a bunch of wossies. They are scaring the kids.

For 2/3 of my life I had 4 or 5 thousand Russian ICBMs pointed at my ass, ever day we each risk getting a cap busted on our ass, hell, even go to see the doctor kills over 200,000 a year. Now with just the average risk we face and they are getting their panties in a knot over a bunch of guys living in a cave. Not that we should not be vigilant, we should, not that we should not guard against an attack, we should. But, Mr. Senator, settle down, drink your milk and eat your cookies, we Americans will protect you.

[Uben]

1. Cookies?

I am sure they will deem this feat of heroism grounds for another pay raise!

/sarcasm off