Sessions is out of material

[Atman]

Repeated his "Nearly 3000 Americans have no civil rights today" routine almost verbatim from this morning.

Face time, Jeffy? Looking for face time? Your writer must have convinced you that was a winning line for your next campaign commercial, you fucking whore.

[DemonGoddess]

1. Good grief

so, in order to have civil rights that this moron will argue I should be entitled to, I must be dead?? That's what I'm getting from listening to him.

[berner59]

2. Does he sound like Forrest Gump or what??

Wow is he annoying...

[SoCalDem]

4. No...NOT Gump....

[Spinzonner]

3. 9/11, the new Bloody Shirt

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_shirt

[Zen Democrat]

5. The Republicans are going to wave the bloody shirt as long as they can.

[MADem]

7. They'll be waving the brown pants soon enough, if the country wakes up

An oldie, but I always liked it:

Seems there was a treasure ship on its way back to port. About
halfway there, it was approached by a pirate ship, skull and crossbones waving
in the breeze!

"Captain, captain, what do we do?" asked the first mate.

"First mate," said the captain, "go to my cabin, open my sea
chest, and bring me my red shirt." The first mate did so.

Wearing his bright red shirt, the captain exhorted his crew to
fight. So inspiring was he, in fact, that the pirate ship was repelled
without casualties.

A few days later, the ship was again approached, this time by two
pirate sloops!

"Captain, captain, what should we do?"

"First mate, bring me my red shirt!"

The crew, emboldened by their fearless captain, fought heroically, and
managed to defeat both boarding parties, though they took many
casualties. That night, the survivors had a great celebration. The
first mate asked the captain the secret of his bright red shirt.

"It's simple, first mate. If I am wounded, the blood does not
show, and the crew continues to fight without fear."

A week passed, and they were nearing their home port, when
suddenly the lookout cried that ten ships of the enemy's armada were
approaching!

"Captain, captain, we're in terrible trouble, what do we do?"
the first mate asked, looking expectantly at their miracle worker captain.

Pale with fear, the captain commanded, "First mate.... bring me my
brown pants!"

[Lindacooks]

6. Yeah, and let's not forget the 100,000 Iraqis who don't have

civil rights today either. Or the 2300 United States servicemen and women who don't have civil rights today. Or every single American who won't have civil rights if that fucking Bush administration isn't stopped, tried, and jailed.