The Eight Words I Never Ever Want To Hear In My Life (in person):

[cool user name]

And I know that I won't.

"I'm Chris Hansen and I'm with Dateline NBC."

Whoa! That's gotta suck.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

1. !

:spray:

I hope that makes next week's DUzy's! LOL

[cool user name]

3. What's a DUzy (sorry for my ignorance)

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

5. Here Ya Go!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x3158600

[cool user name]

7. Ahhh ... well, in that case, thanks!

:hi:

I have just been watching the Predator marathon and just trying to put myself in these guys' shoes. It's seriously like a train wreck and while I have no love for pedophiles, I can't help but feel a bit sorry for them.

However, I don't feel bad enough to not think they deserve what they're getting.

Edit: correct a misplaced apostrophe

[Horse with no Name]

2. Ahhhh

See...
The 8 words I never want to hear are:
"I am sorry, we did everything we could"
Damn I am morbid...

[cool user name]

4. This sounds bad, but I'd rather hear those words actually.

:shrug:

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

8. Bet Ya I Can Do Ya One Better:

"Today, the 22nd amendment has been successfully repealed"

[krispos42]

9. [Wilhelm scream]

http://tools.wikimedia.de/~gmaxwell/jorbis/JOrbisPlayer.php?path=Wilhelm.ogg&wiki=en

Don't do that again! You know how hard it is to do CPR to your own self?!?

[SeattleVet]

11. Cool - do you think that the repukes that are pushing this realize

that the Big Dog would whup Dum-ya's ass in a heartbeat?

[MuseRider]

6. 3 words

"Squeeze my hands."

[schrodingers_cat]

10. 3 words...

Pull my finger! (heeeeheeeheehehawhawhaw)

[deadparrot]

12. The best part is that they all use the same lines...

"I didn't know (s)he was 12!"

"I wasn't going to have sex...we were just going to hang out and watch a movie."