- Over 30.
- Unmarried.
- If married, not sexually active in or out of the marriage.
- If unmarried, dates single moms. (Note, most single women over 25 have children.)
- They are usually family men.
(The above four covers just about all of us, but the bachelor stereotype is strongest.)
- More than one break in employment every 5 years or so.
- Has one or more "child-like" hobbies, such as collecting models, rare animals, or anything else that might be on the prosecutor's list of particulars.
- Uses terms of endearment toward children: "dear", "sweetie", "little angel", etc.
- Home is "child-friendly".
- Heavy internet user.
- Interest in science fiction and the "fannish" community. (Yes, that has shown up on more than one profile.)
There are many "pedo profiles" floating around on the internet, and nearly every single man and most married men will fit into the profile. The profiles go easier on women, but there are obviously a significant number of women who are attracted to children, too.
It's very similar to the red scares -- anything and everything can and will be used to prove that the "suspect" is guilty. In the case of pedo frenzies (as I call them) a lot of people rant about how they're acting in the interest of children (ironic, that), or for extra authority in an argument, that they were themselves molested as children, so they have a right to scream for blood.
Young prosecutors love pedo cases, because they're dramatic, allow the prosecutor to "make his (or her) bones" as being tough on crime, and get on TV frequently. They can then get elected based on such cases, or get hired as corporate "hired guns". Not all junior prosecutors are like that, of course, but it's become quite common. There are far fewer jobs for lawyers than there are lawyers, and a couple of high-profile cases can make a career in politics or the private sector.
One of these days, some
alleged (but innocent) "creep" is going to get lynched in a very ugly and horrifying way and a lot of camera phones are going to record it for the world to see. Then, we will have a whole new kind of spectacle to enjoy.
Perhaps even Dateline will cover it.
Stay safe -- get married and make sure to purge your hard drive of all graphics (even HTML bullet images) every day. If you date, make sure the single moms you go out with use lots of drugs, so they don't have custody. Call kids, even your own, "little bastards" and "ugly stinkballs". Develop a reputation as a child-hating "curmudgeon". And NO MORE TREK!
That should reduce your exposure on the profile list to about, oh, 70%.
--p!