Tucker has four children! You know what that means?

[PCIntern]

It means that he had sex four whole times...with his wife. Assuming that the DNA matches. I find this as difficult to believe as the WH meme on Plame. I'm stunned.

Think he wore his bow-tie to bed?

Now there's a picture...

[judaspriestess]

1. I'm sure his bow tie was strategically placed to entice

his wife.

[PCIntern]

4. Must have been difficult to find

...maybe a mini-bow!

[BlueIris]

2. 4? 4????

And by that I mean...egh...I bet he makes his kids wear bow ties. Four little bow-tied copies of FTucker running around...

[NYCGirl]

5. Except that three of them are girls. NT

[NYCGirl]

3. Politics aside, he's very cute. NT

[terrya]

6. The poofy hair sort of cancels it out, though.

[PCIntern]

7. Really? Yich.

As a hetero guy, I think he's child-like or at best, adolescent looking. I sort of know what you mean, but his ugliness goes right to the core, IMO.

[Marr]

9. His family makes great popcorn, too.

What a catch.

[malaise]

18. Fugger cute?

Are you serious? He isn't even frat boy cute.

[NYCGirl]

25. Nope, not kidding. Especially in politics, which is show business for ugly people.

[malaise]

27. LOL

:D

[Crunchy Frog]

8. His wife got artificially inseminated?

Don't you have to reach puberty before you can procreate?:shrug:

[PCIntern]

10. I believe I have it figured out..

after all, didn't he tell the video store clerk that he wa gonna eff him up?

Instead of wearing the bow-tie around his neck, he wears it around his you-know-what for days. At just the right time he looses the knot and...kapoweee: Tucker Jr. Gotta get that count up...

I wonder what IS on his video list. Meybe it was from the 'adult section' of the store. Wouldn't that be fun if he'd been taking out "Co-ed Fever"?

[Imagevision]

11. No, quite obviously Tucker's wife had four affairs...

[AlCzervik]

19. maybe they're "Snowflake babies".

[ShortnFiery]

21. Yes, Mamma's baby is Papa's maybe :P n/t

[jaysunb]

12. Tucker has a wife ?????

Is it Margret Carlson ????

[SoCalDem]

13. and apparently his heiress-step mother gave birth to him

There is NEVER any mention in any bio about his "real" Mom. It's as if she never existed. He was also born in

wait for it



wait for it



SAN FRANCISCO

:rofl:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

14. Here's a picture of his wife - she also wears a bow-tie

[Imagevision]

15. hey! Tucker really has taste when it comes to women...

[AlCzervik]

16. to quote George Carlin-"Missionary position=man on top, get it over with quick"

[rurallib]

17. He has four friends? (3 more than I'd have guessed)

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

20. And you can also, with that rationale say the Shrub only had sex with Laura once! eom :)

[PCIntern]

22. Yes. I have on many occasions.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

26. Me too. :)

[Bucky]

30. Are you saying that both of you have had sex with Laura Bush many times?

Bless you, folks. Bless you.

[QMPMom]

28. Maybe not even that many times. It's speculated that the

* twins were invitro babes. And if they were, where are the extra embryos??? If they still exist, care must be taken that they are never implanted to spare the world more *es.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

31. Oh no! Snowflake Bushbabies!!!!! Now that is a really scary thought. Like the Boys

From Brazil.......

Edited to add .. I know that the Boys From Brazil was about cloning but this ain't a pretty scenario either...

[Hieronymus]

23. Isn't the blond guy his lover?

[PCIntern]

24. "Willie"? With a name like that...and he's from MTV!

Tucker to Willie: We'll use yours tonight!

[Bucky]

29. That's funny! Because I dislike his politics, I'll bet he's bad at sex! Ha-ha!!

Why would anyone other than Missus Tucker care about Mister Tucker's sex life? What a loser of an OP.

Good Democrats are the ones who don't care about other people's sex lives. Try and be one of those.