Good riddance to bad trash

[Mythsaje]

It's pretty damn obvious we need to get rid of these jokers currently partying it up in the White House. George Double-Stupid, Penis Cheney, Rice-a-Phoney, Alberto "Tortureman" Gonzalez, and the whole host of petty criminals currently doing the beer and pizza thing on OUR dime.

Not only them, but their well-paid cheering section. You know who I mean. Sean Insanity, Bill O'Really, the Harpy Twins (Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin), and Mr. Viagra himself, Rush Limbaugh. Seriously, though--how that guy could possibly have sex without the use of date-rape drugs escapes me entirely. I doubt he could get laid in an American whorehouse with a suitcase of hundred-dollar bills.

I'd like to deport the lot of them. The administration people to Europe, where they could undergo war-crime prosecution. The media scum, anywhere but here.

Let's strip them of ALL their assets, put them in paper jumpsuits, and pack them all in a big self-dissolving gel-filled ball before launching them toward Europe by way of a mega-sized catapult. They deserve as bumpy a ride as they've given us.

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Oh, I know. It's not very progressive of me to think of such a cruel way to dispose of them. At least I mentioned the gel-filled capsule. That's more than ANY of them would offer us, should the situation be reversed. We'd be lucky to get a rubber life-raft with a paddle. They'd more likely want to ship us off to Gitmo at taxpayer's expense.

They'd drop somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic, where they could be towed the rest of the way by a slow-moving trawler. We would, of course, be forced to pack a little food for them, if only to keep Rush from eating the others. Not that he'd touch Coulter. She wouldn't feed a family of ferrets for a few days.

I'd be worried about Cheney, though. His alleged heart might give out in such circumstances. We could give Dubya a cattle prod so he could keep Uncle Dick alive.

We could install a TV camera and make it into a reality show. "Survivor, Assholes in a Fish Bowl."

Okay, okay. I know. This is just evil, isn't it?

It just goes to show how pissed off I really am with these people.

[sam sarrha]

1. and they should be Subpoenaed on the way out the door.. we need to stop the Bull Shit for ever,