Put a whack on Wednesday's nasty ass, . . . please come CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

W. is saying: "Hello, Laura? . . . Great news! . . . . No, I haven't written the speech yet . . . . No, I don't have a plan . . . . But there's time! That's what I called you about. . . . Ya see MSNBC is running a count-down clock to my speech, so I get to know exactly how long I got . . . . And that saves me having to figure it out all the time. . . . So, it's like money in the bank. . . . Wanta have an early lunch?"

[sarge43]

1. He's talking to Condi and he isn't setting up an early lunch -

if you catch my drift. :puke:

[CrazyOrangeCat]

2. "hell, ah don' care if mah teeth is brown!"

"it's all good . . ."

[Efilroft Sul]

3. "Satan! Hey, how's it going, baby? Yeah, everything's going according to plan."

[Maru Kitteh]

4. Hell yeah, tonight I finally get to flip 'em all the bird!

Hell I been waitin' to do that since N0-vember thee eighth. I gotta call Laura, tell 'er to set the Tivo and get out mah fav'rite WIIILLLD TURKEYYYY YEH HAW!

[skip fox]

5. "Oh, yeah, Karl. I've come up with a plan. . . . Yeah, that early lunch helped me think.

I figure I'll call it the 'bulge,' not the surge. Or maybe the 'wave.' That oughta throw em off. Then tell them we're going to put our 'bulge' or 'wave' in on a secret mission that I can't tell them about, even though I really, reallyI wish I could, because it would tip off the enemy. . . . Great, huh? . . . What do ya say?"

[skip fox]

6. "Hey, Karl . . . Ah . . . You wouldn't happen to have a plan, would you? . . .

Listen, . . . I only ask cause I got wrapped up in something else and lost a couple hours . . . It was a;; presidential stuff. . . but I kinda forgot about the speech and everything . . . . Ah . . . ah . . . YOU DO??? . . . . And you got a speech all drafted up too???? . . . . Wow. . . . How did you ever figure out to do all that. . . . This is GREAT!"

[Hubert Flottz]

7. Damn Teddy Boy, this last batch of crank, is some killer shit, honey!"

[Binka]

8. And Teddy Have You Convinced Them You Are Straight Yet?

Because I sure do miss what you used to do to my shriveled ball sack.

[Hubert Flottz]

9. "Damn right Denny, this Sterno has twice the kick as the Jim Beam!"

Edit..."YeeeeeeeeHaaaawww Boooooy Howwwwwdy let's go ta town!"

[geardaddy]

10. "Yep, that's right, sell all shares of Halliburton...

and buy Disney!"

Edit: 'cause I've got a plan, and it's to start a Iraq-o-Disneyland.

[Solly Mack]

11. "I'm touching myself. Now I'm reaching for my wallet...it's SO big!..."

...Say it again, Condi! Say it again!" (terra terra terra)