Two men of Middle Eastern descent found in cab of truck at Miami port...

[kentuck]

Breaking news on FOX...

The driver of the tractor-trailer was stopped and all of his papers were in order, but the authorities were still suspicious...Then they found two men in the sleeper cab of the truck? What were they planning? Why were they there? Were there more people involved? Stay tuned for updates all day long...

[graywarrior]

1. I'm headed for my "shelter" right now.

[leftchick]

2. CNN International stated they were Cuban

nad there are three of them. Hmmm, whom to believe here?

[JackBeck]

4. All brown people look the same.

Why do you hate America?

[Corgigal]

3. Tape?

Where did I put my tape? I hope I didn't use it to mail packages. I can't believe how stupid that would be, to die because I used my tape instead of having it handy.

[Dogmudgeon]

5. What's the big deal?

I don't get it.

Is it against the law for passengers of a motor vehicle to be of Middle Eastern decent now?

--p!

[judaspriestess]

6. the big deal is.......................

WE ARE UNDER ATTACK, run for your lives, aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm scared.............

[htuttle]

7. Apparently, they had several mysterious documents entitled 'Manifest' or 'Manifesto'...

They are covered with numbers and lists of material goods, some of which are potentially 'dual use', and are believed to be in some sort of code.

[frylock]

10. they were also reported to have maps in their possession

[originalpckelly]

8. Where'd I put that duct tape and plastic sheeting?

[TheCowsCameHome]

18. I'll swing by and we'll hurry down to Home Depot.

[Bluebear]

9. I am retrieving my tuna and canned milk now.

Seriously, I think a lot of people's Caribbean cruise plans are going to be disrupted today :(

[undeterred]

11. Its a good thing they're able to wiretap our phones and read our mail

because ummm.........

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

12. Two men were found in a truck carrying papers and maps. How frightening.

Of course, papers and maps could be found in most cars or trucks at any time, anywhere. However since these were two men who appeared to be of "Middle East descent".........Eeeeeeeeeek!!

"Land of the free and home of the...paranoid?"

[kentuck]

13. "Uh...we were just on our way to Las Vegas and got lost..."

"We were going to look for some beautiful American women with some big American breasteses..."

[Contrary1]

14. Geez...I wish MSM would get their act together.

MSNBC: "...The men, all of Middle Eastern descent, were in this country legally."

CNN: "The cargo section of the Port of Miami is closed after three people, two of them inside a truck, tried to enter the port illegally, federal law enforcement sources say."

:eyes:

[cui bono]

33. as usual they're in too much of a rush to get the scoop

that they don't get all the facts straight first.

[NNN0LHI]

15. Were they wearing scuba gear? n/t

[bridgit]

16. were they having sex with each other...

:dilemma:

[originalpckelly]

30. Now that would be a national security risk! Tofu bomb?

:shrug:

[varun]

36. it is possible...

...some of my gay friends have had sex in trucks...and they say that the interior of a truck can be as comfortable as a nice bedroom...

[bridgit]

38. oh my...

:blush: :rofl:

[Strelnikov_]

17. Always Thought Season Two Of 'The Wire' Should Of Ended

With the Feds sweeping in, arresting Nick and Ziggy Sobotka on flimsy and misinterpreted evidence, and trumpeting the arrest as rolling up an 'American Taliban' cell.

[TheCowsCameHome]

19. Was one Rush and the other a boy from the Dominican Republic?

He, it's his area, right?

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

22. No, No, No! The other guy was a specialist in anal warts.

[TheCowsCameHome]

24. Should be easy to find on Rush - he's all anus

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

26. Well, he's worried about being called up for the "surge".

Nothing like having those rectal problems that kept him from being drafted ready to go.

[TheCowsCameHome]

35. At last there's a benefit to being a complete A-hole.

[bidiboom]

20. CNN reported that two were Iraqis and one Lebanese

The truck entered the port illegally. The two passengers were in the cargo container on the truck.

On edit:
Now they only say Middle Eastern origin and no further details.

[pdxmom]

21. Oh. Good. God. How convenient! Another "terrorist scare" just

days before Bush is going to make his push for more troops in his "war".

I'm so sick of this.

[butterfly77]

23. This was my first thought...

when I saw the report...

[TheCowsCameHome]

25. Maybe a couple of members of the "Miami Seven" squeege gang?

You remember that group of hardened terorists that couldn't muster up busfare to do their alleged thing.

[originalpckelly]

31. Where the hell are they anyway?

What ever happens to these people?

[TheCowsCameHome]

34. Must've slipped back thru the cracks.................

[Bluebear]

27. We better send more troops to Iraq! So we fight them over there rather than here!

:sarcasm:

[Virginia Dare]

28. Okay, everybody you're just not skeered enough anymore...

here comes the "surge". Remember, we're fightin em there so we don't have ta fight em here....:eyes:

[NNN0LHI]

29. Oh my, they are coming to fight us here even though we are fighting them over there

There goes another one of Bush's theories down the toilet.

Don

[Jcrowley]

32. Recycled with laugh track?

Selling nukinglear cells of phoney from their territorial terror cell in the land for sale?

America Inc.

Get it, get it!? New-King-Lear. How do you do arrows?

More trash for public consumption from the media hologram.

[MagickMuffin]

37. But, but, but,

it's because the Democrats are in charge. Remember all through the mid term campaigning from the gop that the Democrats were for the terrorists.

I thought back then that maybe they (the gop) would actually have something in the "works" if they lost the election.
Looks to me that maybe they are going ahead with their threats.

I hope I'm wrong, but I don't put anything past these evil bastards.....