Oh great, eulogies from Deadeye Dick, Jabba The Hastert and Ted "Tubes" Stevens

[Greeby]

Just heard on Faux (my internet connection is playing up, so cspan won't work) that the casket is being brought in via the House steps, then will lie in repose in front of the House chamber, where we will be "treated" to eulogies from Larry, Curly and Moe as mentioned above

[Rex]

1. You know what, I haven't said anything about Ford, but I bet he would

be laughing his ass off from inside the casket when they speak. Or cry, I'm not sure really.

[Rob H.]

2. I'd be wiling to bet money that Cheney works the war on terra into his

It would be crass, opportunistic, and completely inappropriate, which is exactly why he would do it.

[Berry Cool]

3. Well, he was crass enough

He worked his plea for forgiveness for himself and * into the thing. You know...please don't hold us accountable for anything we did, because it will tear the nation apart, and cause horrible catastrophe, and history will blame YOU for it. So please, just forget about it and in your eternal kindness and benevolence, forgive us, and you will be remembered fondly forever after--just like Ford!

[Hippo_Tron]

4. So President Ford wasn't a big truck that you could dump stuff on?