Be a Clone, Be A Clone, Be A Clone, you are whut ya eat!

[Hubert Flottz]

Safe as clone's milk? Mystery Meat? It's Taboo to clone you a big nice family, but it's safe to feed them on ungawdly clones? Holy Sheep Shite Margo!

How will the GOPers who back the huge corporate farms to the hilt, sell you clone milk and meat and square that with the good book?

[Kiouni]

1. Why not grow the meat in petri dishes?

it's humane, effective and efficient. Grow edible tissues in huge sheets in clean rooms.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. It would be like...

"MAN, this new tripple decker Cloneburger with clone cheese tastes REALLY good...and then six months down the road, you're growing a big root system of your own and then you start shedding all your leaves when the first frost hits.


IT AIN'T NATURAL! It's like stuff out of monster flicks! No thank you brother! I'll take the Spam!

[Kiouni]

3. Oh yeah Spams all Natural...

pass the vienna sausages while your at it. You'll eat at places like taco bell which serve Grade E meat but you won't eat cloned beef?

I love how taco bell got in trouble about ten years ago for putting dog meat in their tacos and now their spokesman is a dog! Yummy.

[Hubert Flottz]

4. I can see all the Bible bangers now!

Every one of them going on the Tim Haggard high speed, crashless, Jerusalem crank diets and all the preachers swearing off of the buckets of Kentucky Fried Clones. What's next? Chickens crossed with centipedes that produce 1,000 drumsticks each? Cows that fly from one green pasture to the next? Frogs that don't bump their asses when they land anymore? Lawd have mercy!

[sam sarrha]

6. maybe the dog was trying to tell us something,,,,

[sam sarrha]

5. we will have to to survive Global warming, waiting for ti to fix its self, 400 yrs to 800 yrs

i was mushrooms that are chicken meat inside, could raise it in soil under the green house plants..and a beef/pork and ...

[Hubert Flottz]

7. I guess we could do like astronauts and Rush sLimeball and eat

pills!

[Hubert Flottz]

8. By the way...

Send us your favorite Clone Recipe Today. I like some pone with my clone!

Edit..."Oh Boy Groat Cakes!"

[Ha Ha Ha Oh Wow]

9. let me tell you about a clone.

I’ll tell you about the average clone. When you got thrown in jail, who bailed you out? The average clone. When your skank dumped you, who took you to the strip club? The average clone. Every time you get evicted, who helps you move your stuff? The average clone. When Raider fan is trying to bust a Natty Light over your dome in some barroom brawl, who would you rather have watching your back, The Cablinasian or Otis from Austin? Who went beer for beer with you for three straight days when your father died? The average clone. When Americans are asked to go fight and die in some foreign country, who goes? The average freaking clone. I won’t lie to you; on any other day of the year I’d probably be ragging on the average clone. But not on this day. Remember ye well St. Crispin’s Day, for on this good day I say to all, WAR THE AVERAGE CLONE AND FREEDOM! Err Out

[Hubert Flottz]

10. I know exactly whut you are sayin,' but...

I don't know!

Flyin' goat cheeses and fried spam chops, just don't souwnd that great to me!

No sir, I'll take my bean dip and scoopers and you can have that si-fi shite!

[opihimoimoi]

11. Hey, what about them Pinto Beans and SPAM...them cloners just love that shit

But, who the hell knows what them Major Clones feeding us...soon it will be Soylent Spam or some other crap...

Where the Beef? In the Petri Pen....

[Hubert Flottz]

12. Bush will be sellin' us snake meat to go with his snake oil.

And what's next???? Smart roasts designed to take out just the right taste buds at the just right time? Stealth vitamins and minerals cloaked in hydroponic moon pies? 1,000 legged chickenpede worms with one pecker? Mud-Cat burgers with dinosaur cheeze? Kellogg Brown and Roots with horned toad milk and topped off with forbidden fruit?

It will be hard to tell what hellish critters is a-hiding out there in the Bayer/Dr. Mengele Memorial cabbage patch next, but you can bet that it won't be purdy.

[opihimoimoi]

13. Snake OIL??? Dats whot the Bush is feeding us small folk....BS SNAKE OIL #34 Grade

and will make anyone using the crap a BELIEVER....

Stay away from the Bush, he ain't no good at all....more like them warlocks from under ground....