Santa says, "Get your jingle on!" . . . Please come CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Wow! I've waited over five years for this. . . Now I get to find out if Harvey, the Lost Goat, made it back home to Uncle Bob's!"

[SAXMAR]

1. Santa moving factory to China/D.C. area students to replace elves

Santa Claus chose a White House Christmas party to announce that as part of cost savings move he is moving operations from the North Pole to China. This picture is of D.C. area students replying to the question:" Would you like to live with Santa Claus." Right after the party students were taken to another room and trained to eat with chopsticks and how to deal with the liberal media.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. "The First Lady don't know how to tell George that the guy in the red

suit isn't the REAL Santa!"

[skip fox]

3. W. is "thinking": "Holidays!!! Kids and cheering!!!! Lots to eat at parties!!

And the kids love me! AND no reporter would dare ask me about Iraq, not here. . . . So what is Santa is Milt from the Service? Sometimes life is just plain good."

[Felinity]

4. Santa brings a spirit of childlike naivete to large group of

blissfully ignorant minds at the White House.

[Flubadubya]

5. "It's good to be seen with the Negro children at Christmas...

and it may even be my only hope for salvaging any kind of legacy!"

[Hubert Flottz]

6. "Laura knows Santa's real, because one Christmas she wished

very very hard, for a big Yoyo and look, there it is, still sitting beside her to this very day!"

[DoYouEverWonder]

7. I get real nervous

when Bush surrounds himself with black childrens.

Must be time to duck and cover.

[cboy4]

8. . . .

:spray:

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

9. Those kids are so adorable, making mannequin woman and psych med guy

look even more jarringly non human than usual. MKJ

[skip fox]

10. W. is "thinking": "Geez!!!! How'd he twist that balloon to come up with a sailboat???

Man, this guy is GOOD!!!!"