If a cluttered desk goes with a cluttered mind, what does this desk say?

[SoCalDem]

[HCE SuiGeneris]

1. Shit eating grin... nice one SCD

[kentuck]

2. It says, he delegates...

or maybe he's a clean slate?

[Imagevision]

15. he delegates? -- what is his source of information? the TV. ??!!

what does he draw from?

[SoCalDem]

18. FoxNews

[Patchuli]

21. Jesus is the Reason

for my Season. :-)

[Tellurian]

22. The one I heard.. SCD

went like this:

"A clean desk is evidence of a sick mind."

whatever, it fits..

[spanone]

3. The 'attic', like his desk, is empty.

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. Point to your head and say the abbreviation for mountain.....

MT.

That was a popular line when I was a kid.

My father had a friend who ran a tire business. Hap's desk was a mess and he had a sign that said "A clean desk is the sign of an idle mind". Need I mention that Hap's business was quite successful?

Didn't think so.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

5. This is the priority...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x10027


Now get out there and do some shopping!

[Cameron27]

6. This desk says.:

Why does he get all dressed up in a suit and tie, just to color in his little coloring book?

[rucky]

7. I need to send this one to my principal...

he's always complaining about the chaotic state of my desk.

[Cooley Hurd]

8. By comparison, FDR's desk:

[SoCalDem]

9. and Truman's desk

[SoCalDem]

10. and JFK

[Lone_Star_Dem]

12. I really liked FDR's desk when I saw it

It was like a glimpse into the man who sat behind it. Fascinating items one and all.

[Az]

11. Thats just scary on every imaginable level

We gotta xray his head and find out what the heck is up there.

[bobbolink]

33. I think we can save the $$$ on the x-ray. An etch-a-sketch will suffice.

A bike.

A drink.

A line.



That's pretty much it.

[Rosemary2205]

36. Now THIS we can agree on!

LOL :)

[bobbolink]

37. WHEW!! Hurrah for the etch-a-sketch!

:hi:

[IndyBob]

13. So what is * scribbling down anyhow?

"I just shat my pants again. Could someone summon Pickles to come and change my diaper?"

[Imagevision]

14. This photo is frightening, there's nothing in his fucking head!!

[Little Wing]

16. That's not a desk. It's Cheney's Crypt. Dick lets Bush write on it

while he sleeps during the day. Dick doesn't let Bush use the real WH Desk.

[glarius]

17. Empty desk equals empty head????

:shrug:

[SoCalDem]

20. Ding Ding Ding..we have a winner

[Maestro]

19. Oh hell, if this is true

then I am a freakin' genius! He is a dope.

[catzies]

23. It's staged, & it's a prop. Just like everything else in his life.

He never sat behind a desk for an honest day's work in his life.

Bet he's signing something that'll get people killed.

[Bobbie Jo]

24. Oh THAT'S funny....

I bet he has an awesome stash of Crayolas too. :rofl:

[notadmblnd]

26. He doesn't stash his crayons.. he eats them.

the red ones are his favorite.

[Rageneau]

25. It says "The Buck Never Gets Here."

[soup]

27. It says

Somebody stole his "Lone Ranger" comics,


and he's not going to rest until he hunts them down!

[soup]

29. Or... It says

He does all his real hard preshidential work elsewhere...

um

Camp David?


er

Crawford?


uh

En route?


no?

hmmm, I give up.

[SoCalDem]

32. that's his panic button pic

[Lurking Dem]

28. "Space for Rent"

[madokie]

30. You got me there

would he or does he know how to use a pen or would that be a pin to him

[Toots]

31. Such a very little man..

A child playing grown up at his daddy's desk..

[Gwerlain]

34. "This individual does absolutely nothing for a living." n/t

[La_Fourmi_Rouge]

35. You guys have it all wrong!!!

Everyone knows the man is a zen master of analysis and intrigue, like 007 but actually more like 0000007! We think we are so smart to dicover that he has a cadre of 25-year-olds feeding him lines through his earpiece deelybob when he is actually using a ultra-double-top-secret heads-up display that enables him to keep a PERFECTLY clean desk all the time AND he can read three Shakespeares in about .0014 Friedman units while dropping a load.

I guess that photograph has finally convinced me that I should be genuflectin' or sumpthin'.

Poor guy - not once in his life did anyone give him something worthy enough to be displayed with pride. I have a few, and I am not that well-connected. Some of them are quite humble in appearance... but oh what a story they tell, like those polished stones in H2Omans post.