This Just In: I'm a gay man who sleeps with Cindy Sheehan!

[WilliamPitt]

According to my new friends on Amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/House-Ill-Repute-Reflections-Reputation/dp/0977825329/sr=8-5/qid=1166632041/ref=sr_1_5/105-2170876-5539665?ie=UTF8&s=books

* Being thats its commen knowledge that Sheehan is a ho that will spread for anyone, Just what did Pitt have to do to get her to write the forward?

* Pitt is homosexual

So, I'm gay...but sleeping with a woman.

So confusing.

;)

The fun never stops, y'all.

[ceile]

1. "commen"

:rofl:

[muriel_volestrangler]

27. And, for that matter, "thats" "its" and "forward"

I think illiterate "reviews" that try to insult you get you bonus points on Amazon.

[immoderate]

2. So who gets the top?

Just askin' :shrug:

--IMM

[trumad]

3. Brokeback Patriot fan...

Now it's making sense.

[WilliamPitt]

5. I wish I could quit you, Tom Brady

:)

[trumad]

7. snarf...

I heard when the Phins stoled his cadence, they were actually sex grunts.

[SharonRB]

19. Keep your hands off Tom Brady

He's mine!

[LynneSin]

45. Tom Brady is single again

He broke it off with that actress that was the 'Stick figure with no Soul' on Sex and the City

[SharonRB]

47. Wasn't he dating Bridget Moynahan?

I don't recall her being on Sex and the City. Now I just have to figure out how to get rid of my husband and convince Tom he wants a woman almost twice his age! (At least we have U of M in common.)

:hi:

[LynneSin]

50. She's the girl that Big married when he went to Paris

Season 3 & 4

[SharonRB]

51. Oh, yeah

Now that you mention it, I can picture her.

[The Witch]

76. sweet!

I think i'll invite him to globally orgasm for peace with me.

:ducking and running:

[mainegreen]

4. Nothing like controversy to generate free publicity.

Self defeating Nitwits.

[SteppingRazor]

6. My Lord ... you're gay but you slept with her anyway to get her to write the foreward?

Christ, Pitt, you degenerate swine, is there no depth to which you will not sink? Some of us around here have morals you know. I mean, not me, but I know some of us do. Think of the children, for God's sake. :P

[trumad]

8. No wonder Cindy is always talking about not finding weapons of mass destruction.

[RevolutionStartsNow]

16. Bwahahahaha!

:rofl:

sorry, Will, it was funny!

[Libby2]

53. LMAO!!

[never cry wolf]

9. You too?

What a coincidence. Funny I hadn't noticed you around.

[WI_DEM]

10. That's the problem with Amazon reviews

anybody can go on and post anything they want.

[CoffeeCat]

11. Wow!

Sounds like a fun, new sitcom from Norman Lear!

I bet Charlie Sheen plays Will and Bonnie Hunt plays Cindy.

Must See TV!

:rofl:

[last1standing]

12. OMG! Will Pitt has had sex!!!!

And yet the bush* administration is still corrupt. I'm not sure if these people are practicing projection or rationalization, but there's a good chance that they could spell neither.

[CoffeeCat]

18. Will "did it" for his country...(nt)

[tsuki]

72. No, he did it for England.

[tridim]

13. I wish the Freepers hated me as much as they hate you

It's a badge of honor, and means you're doing something right.

I had no idea Cindy put out like that! Does she have a brothel tent set up in Camp Casey or should I reserve her for a house call? PM me with the price list please.

:eyes:

[valerief]

14. So far all of the one-star-wonders have ONLY reviewed your

book on Amazon. No other book reviews by them (except one). Interesting, huh? They truly are a stupid bunch.

:spray:

[xultar]

15. Commen. Well that says it all right there. Buhwawawa!

[nxylas]

17. It's also been tagged "commie"

3 other products shared this tag: The Communist Manifesto, The Collected Works of Marx and Engels, and some obscure kids movie about a UFO landing in China. Go figure.

[jgraz]

20. OK...those comments made me buy the book

Cheers, William!

[Fovea]

21. Will Pitt - Hot Bi Boy!

That is our secret weapon. All the freepers want to sex with our hot bi progressives!

[billbuckhead]

25. That's what the Freepers always say about Bill Clinton

:eyes:

[madinmaryland]

22. Freeper illogic?

[tridim]

23. Here's your Amazon tag list dummie(sic) ...

commie (2)
dummie (2)
liar (2)
patriot (2)
truth (2)
a very left slanted collection of pages (1)
alcoholic (1)
drunk (1)
great writer (1)
great writing (1)
idiot (1)
lying dem (1)
phony (1)

[Warren Stupidity]

24. Oh that one is easy.

You're a gay man who imagines he is a woman and you have a lesbian crush on Cindy. See? It's easy. Me, I'm polymorphically stupid.

[badgerpup]

89. From the "213 Things Skippy Isn't Allowed to Do Anymore"

http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html
:spray::rofl:

#178. I am not “A lesbian trapped in a man's body”.

[Jack Rabbit]

26. OK . . ..

. . . and I'm a retired kamikaze pilot.

[WilliamPitt]

28. ...with really bad aim.

:)

[Oldtimeralso]

103. I'm a retired kamikaze pilot.

Who flew 13 successful missions!

[meegbear]

29. And you think you know a guy ...

go figure. See you at the Ramrod! :hi:

[VelmaD]

30. You are such a slut

But then, we knew after matcom that you'll "do" anything. :P

[HughBeaumont]

31. It's that same guy (J Magiera), over and over again . . .

I reported his stupid 5-star non-review hit piece last night and it got dropped within 10 minutes, so he went to the comments section and started flapping his gums. Whole lotta dumb, there . . .

[tinfoil tiaras]

37. He (she?) seems quite obsessed with Will Pitt

Kinda wierd if you ask me...he's posted like almost all of the discussions on the page...:crazy:

[SharonRB]

48. I've done a lot of reporting over there

Both comments and reviews.

[InvisibleTouch]

32. Take it as a compliment...

...that you're able to get these idiots all riled up. You have a book for sale on Amazon, they don't - bottom line.

I've also long been of the opinion that there's no such thing as bad publicity. Encourage them to keep yelling. ;)

[lies and propaganda]

33. my jaw dropped.

Could you imagine ever being a fucked up enough person to refer to a grieveing mother as a 'Ho?'

I ope you make $328754327532 million off this book Will!

[tinfoil tiaras]

34. WTF. That's not possible.

The freepers that post reviews over at Amazon are crazy. Poor things, they have so much hatred in their little hearts, I almost feel sorry for them. But I dont. Heh heh.

Your book looks really good, btw. I'll be sure to look for it at the bookstore :)

[senseandsensibility]

35. Duly noted.

Thanks for keeping us informed.:-) At least your friends at DU didn't have to find out on the streets.

[LittleClarkie]

36. Report for abuse, and rate down for helpfulness

Go for it people.

[SharonRB]

49. Done!

[LittleClarkie]

55. Good! I also just sent an email about the tags Pitt is collecting

tags like drunk and phony. I told customer service they were inappropriate.

[SharonRB]

68. These people are just so juvenile

I'm sure this isn't the kind of stuff Amazon wants posted. I wonder how much of this they get, or if it's all directed at Will.

[spanone]

38. 'I Knew It' !!!!!

:sarcasm: :hi:

[kmla]

39. Gosh it must be true if it was on the internets...

Yep. Will Pitt is gay. But he sleeps with women.

That's because he is a lesbian woman, trapped in a man's body.

That's how he has avoided being outed.

Until now.

:D

[xchrom]

40. ...

:rofl:

[democrat_patriot]

41. Ignore them. Their Mom's will call them to dinner soon.

and they'll stop the comments. Until they go back to their "cool" basement bedrooms to blog into the night.

[helderheid]

42. Hell Pitt, you slept with half of DU. Admit it - you're a slut!

[eridani]

69. Which half?

I think I'll have to cast asparagus at the very notion. I'm series!

[helderheid]

70. What? You weren't screwn yet?

:rofl:

[eridani]

98. NO! And I demand to know why not!! n/t

[helderheid]

99. C'mon, Pitt. I'm series!!!!

[LittleClarkie]

43. Out, loud and proud, my dear!

Congrats.

[LynneSin]

44. Will - didn't we tell you about eating the Cupcakes and drinking the Soy Milk

:eyes:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

93. No, if he ate cupcakes, he'd be pregnant.

I'm swearing off cupcakes.

[redwitch]

46. Maybe you are just a little gay?

:-)

[Yavin4]

52. Just Take A Shower with Rev. James Dobson

Let Rev. Dobson show you his penis, and Voila!, you'll no longer be gay.

[roamer65]

56. Ewww...YUK...

Dobson....ewwww...Yuk...:puke:

LOL.

[Rex]

54. Ha, that is the calm before the storm.

I;m sure the motards will come up with something that far outstrips you being gay and sleeping with a woman. Give the animals some time to 'think'.

[LSK]

57. is "un-conclusional" a new word?

"Reviewer: M. Palmer "Write On" (Atlanta GA) - See all my reviews
Is this the same Pitt who was for Kucinich before he was against him? I am a net surfer and have read other writings of this author, and I would describe his style as delusional and un-conclusional."

:shrug:

[libnnc]

59. they're casting asparagus again...

damned veggie tossers...

[LSK]

58. now your a 9/11 conspiracy half wit

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Dastard Stepchild]

60. I didn't realize the subtitle was "A Guide to Being a Dummie"...

You're not going to make many friends with that kind of attitude, sir.

And, um, really... who over the age of 3 and a half is even remotely bothered when getting the term "dummy" lobbed at them? Because I'm kind of confused. I know the reference and from whence it comes, but still. A dummy? It's about as damaging as calling me a poopy pants.

[Pale Blue Dot]

61. Is that why you rejected my forward? Was I too much "man" for you?

:cry:

And now I know why you always bring up Travolta.... :cry:

[Dr Fate]

62. Is "commen knowledge" the new "Moran?" This is HUGH!!!!!1111

n/t

[tsuki]

73. Are you series???!!!111!!?? n/t

[tinfoil tiaras]

63. Holy shit. J. Magiera is OBSESSED with you.

It's kinda scary. :scared: He's authored 10 out of the 11 discussions about your book. I'd say you have a little freeper stalker...:wow:

[VelmaD]

64. And you know J. Magiera is really...

just another one of Will's sock puppets. ;)

We are all Will Pitt.

[tinfoil tiaras]

66. SERIES!!1

I didn't know I was a man until now. Wow. :wow: :rofl:

[Matariki]

82. sleeping with ourselves ;-)

[LSK]

65. I wonder if he named himself after Jerry Maguire and misspelled it?

:rofl:

[tinfoil tiaras]

67. Haha, probably

and now someone is posing as Skinner reviewing Will Pitt's book...HOW CLEVER! :eyes:

[librechik]

77. He wants you bad, Will. He's obviously jealous of Cindy. He cries at night

dreaming about the hot gay sex you and cindy have before turning it into a 3 way with G. Gordon Liddy, or Hillary, whichever is more humiliating to him...cuz he's not there! Some nice gay man needs to save J. from himself!

ick.

[helderheid]

71. wow... jealous much?

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[Neecy]

74. oh dear, now I'm really confused....

Is Will a metrosexual or a homosexual?

Funny how repressed these people are - a book about politics morphs into sexual slurs about Cindy Sheehan and accusations of homosexuality against Will. Maybe they should spend less time at Amazon.com and more time trying to get laid.

[helderheid]

75. now THERE'S a thought!

The right REALLY needs to get laid.

[nxylas]

81. So who's going to do it?

Any volunteers? Anybody? Hello?

[tinfoil tiaras]

83. Ann Coulter might...

:evilgrin:

Just sayin....;)

[nxylas]

94. Can you imagine their reaction when they find Mr. Winky?

"Oh my god, I'm gay!"

[helderheid]

84. yea.... getting volunteers could be a problem :)

[babylonsister]

78. Has your book even been released yet? How can anyone

'review' it if they haven't read it?
And BTW, congrats on writing another one.

[whistle]

100. That has never stopped right wingers....

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

79. Great multitasking, Will. Writing a book, while sleeping with Cindy

and simultaneously convincing her to write your forward, thrown in with interludes of man on man snuggling, all as you keep close track of the play off scenarios for the Patriots.

Stephen Covey has nothing on you. :hi: MKJ

[porphyrian]

80. Congratulations. I'm glad they let you know. - n/t

[Schema Thing]

85. I knew it!

[tinfoil tiaras]

86. You should seriously consider a restraining order or something

against J. Magiera. I don't wanna know what he'll do if he gets your email address. :hide:


This dude is scary...all the sexual slurs he's using against you :scared: :wow:

[WilliamPitt]

90. Well,

I have to say that the idea of being afraid of some obsessive mother's-basement-dwelling dweeb who has nothing better to do with his time than all this is, simply, laughable.

Biggest secret about people like this: they are all, to a man, absolute and unequivocal cowards. Being afraid of someone like this is like being afraid of a peanut butter and fluff sandwich.

[tinfoil tiaras]

96. Okay, I see

Maybe I've had way too many internet safety talks. Those scare the shit out of me. :scared:

:)

[Trajan]

87. Some 'series' pathological projection going down there ....

Then again, what would you expect ? ... I would be shocked if they said anything of any critical value whatsoever ....

What is telling is the fact that we can be sure NOT ONE has ever read the book: it JUST CAME OUT ! ....

Well William ? .... You knew you had a dedicated fan base ... you just thought they would be a bit more literate and wise ....

[chaska]

88. Well, it appears that my feeling about you was on point.

:rofl:

[Buzz Clik]

91. Does she "go"? You know.. wink wink nudge nudge ...

Say no more, say no more.

[Kevin Spidel]

92. How did they find out?!?

and i thought our affair was between US!

I am giving Cindy a call! The woman who drove us apart!

grrr!

i am hurt will. hurt.

/sarcasim

[QC]

95. Perhaps you're a carefree bisexual? n/t

[KamaAina]

97. Well, how was she?

And are you planning to get married, seeing as how you're in Massachusetts and all? :P

[Morgana LaFey]

101. No, I'm pretty sure she has better taste than that

:P

Sorry, couldn't help myself :hi:

[Pachamama]

102. Will - I'm so hurt that you would sleep with Cindy!

I thought you were saving yourself for me! ;-)

[donheld]

104. Go figure Will, I guess I'm straight but sleep with men

Oh god, now I sound like Ted Haggard :crazy:

[donheld]

105. This is commen knowledge is seriesly Hugh

Will is a gay man who sleeps with women. Will I think we found a Moran.