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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 01:34 PM
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Online source offers "IRREFUTABLE PROOF" that FIRST-CREATION is swift GENESIS, not gradual EVOLUTION
Edited on Wed Dec-20-06 01:42 PM by Jeffersons Ghost
1:1 In the beginning Humans created Television and the Internet.
1:2 And television was without control, and free; but darkness was upon the face of the rich. And their Spirit of Money moved upon the face of the television.
1:3 And Bush said, Let there be fear: and there was fear.
1:4 And Cheney saw the fear was useful: and Bush divided the Christians from Muslims.
1:5 And Cheney called Christians okay, and Muslims he called Terrorists. And the evening of mourning was the first day after 9/11.
1: 6 And Murdoch said, Let there be propaganda in the midst of the programing, and let it divide the Democrats from the Republicans.
1: 7 And Murdoch made the propaganda, and divided the Democrats, which were under attack from the Republicans, which were above reproach: and it was so pathetic.
1: 8 And Murdoch called the invasion Heaven. And even some Republicans began mourning after their child died on the second day.
1: 9 And Bush said, Let the detainees under USA Patriot Act be gathered together unto one place, and let Homeland Security and the NSA appear: and it was so pathetic.
1:10 And Murdoch called the Constitution bad; and the gathering together of fools he called, the Religious Right: and Cheney saw that it was good for hugh profits.
1:11 And Congress said, Let the Internet bring forth lies, the hate yielding Right, and the Left yielding votes, until after blind obedience seeds itself, upon the Internet: and it is so pathetic.
1:12 And as Television brought forth lies, the vote yielding Internet went blind, and the free speech and elections went away, as most people remained blind: and Cheney saw that it was good for profits.
1:13 And those who loved freedom and America were mourning, after the third day.
1:14 And Bush said, Let there be Wars to sell armament, as the economy divides the rich from all others; but don't let the poor carry signs, and for obvious reasons, no one will protest for years:
1:15 And let the Rights in America be cast into Hell and give Rights only to the rich: and it was so pathetic.
1:16 And Bush made two great fights; the greater fight to rule in Iraq, and the lesser fight to rule in Afghanistan: he made it expensive to drive cars also.
1:17 And Cheney sent over-priced armament to the Hell his greed wrought upon the earth,
1:18 And to rule over the Left and over the Right, he divided people to rule them; From the darkness of divisiveness and deceit: Cheney saw that it was good for profits.
1:19 And even began exporting jobs, as American workers were mourning after the fourth day.
1:20 And Exxon said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the black slime to rob creatures of life, as it fowls the sky above and the earth below, still in open warfare, which sells armament, oil and hate.
1:21 And Exxon created dead whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, Exxon made dead or blind, and everything fowl that enters his mind: Cheney sees as good for profits.
1:22 And Bush blessed Monopolies, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas with poison, and let fowl ideas multiply in media.
1:23 And even the smallest creatures were mourning, after the fifth day.
1:24 And Murdoch said, Let the Television bring forth tax-giving creature without minds, cattle-like creepy things, and beat them out of everything of value: as people remain blind it is so pathetic.
1:25 And Bush made the Monopolies of the earth give kick-backs to him and his kind, as cattle-like voters remain blind, and every thing that creepeth upon the Internet also went blind: and Cheney saw that it was good for profits.
1:26 And Cheney said, Let us make God in our image, after our likeness: and let us take dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl air, and over the cattle-like voters, and over all the earth, and over every creepy idea that creepeth upon the Internet.
1:27 So Bush created God in his own image, in the image of greed created he him; male and female created he for them - a conflict over marriage to further divide people.
1:28 And Bush blessed Monopolies, and Cheney said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish our profits, as we subdue you: and have dominion over Exxon, killing fish of the sea, and over the fowl air, and over every ever-loving thing that moveth upon the Television and Internet.
1:29 And Congress said, Behold, I have given you the Internet for your needs, which is creating conflict between every race on earth, and every freedom, which Democratic votes yielded, needs to vanish for you to rule the world.
1:30 And to every Monopoly on earth that fowls the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the Internet, wherein there once was life, Bush, Cheney and Murdoch hath given to AT&T, which will allow them to beat; all future Democrats: and it will be so pathetic.
1:31 And Bush saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good for profits. And the even Republican voters will soon be mourning the sixth day.
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 01:43 PM
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1. thanks for the quick votes
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 01:58 PM
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2. quick board today, which is good... lots of readers!
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 02:02 PM
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3. This is hilariius
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 03:24 PM
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5. I'm glad you found the OP as funny as I intended it to be. Still...
there is a certain ominous quality in the copy... do you agree?
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 02:12 PM
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4. ...And it was good.
if you're rich.
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 03:19 AM
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7. only if you're very very rich.
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 01:03 AM
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6. kinda depressing...
but very good. :)
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 10:10 AM
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8. while darkly ominous it can't be "depressing" to me...
Unless some clinical chemical imbalance takes hold because IMHO feeling are a choice. I cannot choose how anyone will respond or deal with me. I can, however, choose how to feel about the actions of others.
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chknltl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 10:27 AM
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9. 1:32 And in November the American Voter awakened...
thus ending the days of despair.
The heartbeat of Democracy,
though faint throughout these long days
beats a bit stronger
and with a renewed hope.

:patriot: KEEP THAT HOPE ALIVE :patriot:
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 10:47 AM
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11. if there are enough Democrats in both houses with desire and influence...
there is hope. Realistically, overturning the numerous assaults on our Democracy or more accurately, our Republic as put forth by the Founders will take broad bi-partisan support. This "days of despair" problem isn't over yet. We have simply reached a milestone. No laws that dismantle the Bill of Rights are altered at this time. Can such a slime majority alter any of these new laws? How much support did Feingold receive in past attempts to overturn the Patriot Acts?
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Wiley50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 10:36 AM
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10. What Does Genesis Chapter 9 Verse 11 Say?
Just curious
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 12:38 PM
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12. I had no trouble finding it online... why do you ask that question here...
Wiley 50? Just curious
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Wiley50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 12:43 PM
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13. Your piece made me think about it
Figured it might be interesting
but probably not

I guess I coulda just googled it
but I didn't think about it
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 02:13 PM
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14. It is interesting in the proper forum. did it not occur to you that a mod might lock this OP...
If we launch into some diatribe on religion, which that particular verse will most certainly open? If anyone looks up that verse you mention, they will certainly see what I mean by this post. If you like, post the verse in the religion forum and we can discuss it in depth.
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Wiley50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 02:28 PM
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15. Sincerely, I'm Clueless I haven't looked it up
So It wouldn't have occurred to me it would offend the mods

I guess I'll have to look it up now

Now I'm REALLY CURIOUS!

wow
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JacksonWest Donating Member (561 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 02:52 PM
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16. Nice work on the new biblical translation.

Also-No more floods.
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 03:47 PM
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17. it was not at all a "Biblical Translation" or even close, What of free press or 4th Amendment?
Edited on Thu Dec-21-06 03:47 PM by Jeffersons Ghost
what's wrong with comments on the main thrust of the OP? I'd hate to think anyone might try to somehow turn this OP into religious debate, which might cause a mod (that nothing here will "offend," as they remove a disruptive post.) In my experience DU mods are even-handed and fair in performance of their necessary duties. Imagine a mod that is easy to "offend." LOL
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Wiley50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 03:58 PM
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18. Well, not being at all religious myself
nor one to attach significance where it doesn't exist,

I think I'll pass on discussing it in the religious forum.

I did look it up though

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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 06:06 PM
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20. Oh, I now see the subtleties of 9/11, where before i thought it was simply a random request...
In context to the OP, it might read 9:11 "And Bush will establish a covenant with Bin Laden; neither shall any funding be cut off any more by acts that enhance popularity; neither shall there any more be a Constitution to destroy tyranny."
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JacksonWest Donating Member (561 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 04:14 PM
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19. Well, I'm confused.
Suffice to say, nice post. I liked it. Whatever it was. Yeaaaaaaaaaa God.
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 06:13 PM
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21. so was I read back and thanks for the kicks
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