32 missing Jesuses recovered, praise the Lord.

[Philosoraptor]

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/12/19/ap/strange/mainD8M45J883.shtml

AP) Dozens of people looking for Jesus can find him at a church on Chicago's South Side. Thirty-two plastic baby Jesus dolls were stolen last week from nativity scenes in people's front yards. Then on Saturday morning a woman found all the missing Jesuses lined up along the fence on her lawn and she gave them to St. Symphorosa Church.

The Rev. Marcel Pasciak said the woman was one of his parishioners at St. Symphorosa and "panicked" when she saw the dolls.

Fourteen of the dolls' rightful owners had claimed them by Tuesday morning.

Pasciak said he thinks teenagers took the baby Jesuses as a joke and not as a religious statement.

[Ian David]

1. I think the plural of Jesus is Jesi. n/t

[Bluebear]

2. Hmm, not Jesii?

Damn spell checker.

[Philosoraptor]

3. Vast herds of Jesii roaming the plains.

This is a name/word that has no plural form.

[Ian David]

4. A bunch of manger scenes floating in the ocean-- flotsam and Jesum? n/t

[Philosoraptor]

5. I'm Flotsam, I'm Jesum, we really must go, but before we say goodbye, hellooooo

[Bluebear]

6. Patriarch of a futuristic Christian family, Meet George Jesum. n/t

[Philosoraptor]

7. Mary Magdalen stop this crazy thing!

[valerief]

18. Jesus declined

Singular
Nom Jesus
Gen Jesi
Dat Jeso
Acc Jesum
Abl Jeso

Plural
Nom Jesi
Gen Jesorum
Dat Jesis
Acc Jesos
Abl Jesis

[Philosoraptor]

8. I've got a loverly bunch of Jesuses...

[liberal N proud]

9. Maybe they should build a shrine in front of this womans house

All these Jesuses seemed to think it was a holy spot.
If they put up a shrine all the fundies would pilgrimage to South Side of Chicago to worship the holy baby Jesus gathering as if it is a divine spot.

:rofl:

[peekaloo]

11. methinks them thar Jesuses were up to no good.

loitering around her fence, staring blankly into space, carrying no identification. Deport them!

:sarcasm:

[liberal N proud]

14. rofl

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Philosoraptor]

10. 32 Jesuses just left Chicago, & they're bound for New Orleans...z z top

[ChairmanAgnostic]

12. LET US PRAISE pieces of expanded plastic made in China.

Come to think of it, that is fitting, isn't it?

[xultar]

13. The shouldn't have left the Jesi unattended. It is neglect....or the Jesi are terraist.

[theHandpuppet]

15. The Return of the Jesii?

Get your baby Jesus action figures while they last, m'Lord!

[valerief]

16. Jesus, the new Garden Gnome. nt

[obreaslan]

17. She "panicked" when she saw them?

She should not have been afraid. It is a good omen. She for got this passage:

K-Mart 19:23
Tho they gather upon thy lawn, be not afraid, for blessed shall be your flower beds and free from Satan's weeds shall they be.


:rofl:

[Beausoleil]

19. 32 plastic Jesii on the lawn

32 plastic Jesii,
Take one down,
Pass it around.....