Eason Jordan offers to pay Malkin's way to Baghdad for a week

[BurtWorm]

http://www.liberalavenger.com/2006/12/14/malkin-announces-that-shes-going-to-baghdad/

Malkin announces that she’s going to Baghdad
December 14th, 2006 by LA

Oh, this is rich!

Malkin is so concerned about the Associated Press’ efforts to make things look “really bad” in Iraq when things are really actually going really well, that she has accepted Eason Jordan’s invitation to send her to Iraq.

Now I know and you know that Michelle has no intention of going to Iraq. She’s stuck her neck out a bit on this one, however. What excuse will she use to keep herself from going?

Will she claim that Eason Jordan refused to pay? Will she describe a murky Islamofascist/moonbat plot that will force her to stay at home? Will she claim that the Iraqi government won’t give her a visa? Will she, like Bill O’Reilly, claim to discover that she’s on an al-Qaeda hitlist?

At least we know that Baghdad isn’t as dangerous as Paris. She’s got that going for her.

Post your predictions here.

[hwmnbn]

1. Forget predictions......

I'll chip in some money and frequent flier miles to get her ass on that plane. She will have NO excuses if she doesn't go. And I expect daily reports with film of the "good news" abductions.

Man, I want this to happen!

[Howardx]

2. it comes down to

predicting what she will say is the reason she isnt going

[Ganja Ninja]

3. Lets all chip in and by Hannity and Coulter some one way tickets.

[Golden Raisin]

4. She'll weasel out saying she's just too busy

and preoccupied planning the funding & construction of the domestic internment camps she's always advocating and cheerleading for.