Help the decider decide. Send him his favorite decision-making tool ...

[Bozita]

... without dropping a lot of cash.

Currently four bucks at Amazon.

http://www.amazon.com/Mattel-30188-Magic-8-Ball/dp/B00001ZWV7





Bring our troops home NOW!

[kenny blankenship]

1. pretty sure that's not the 8-ball he uses to decide things

on the other hand, your 8 ball is much less expensive.

[stillcool]

2. too bad...he'd have his decision

in no time.

[kenny blankenship]

6. with an 8-ball of coke he'd decide fast enough

but whichever shortcut he took, "doing stupid shit faster" is about all we can hope from him (and probably the same stupid shit at that).

[stillcool]

8. I suppose you're right...

I'd prefer to get to the bottom quicker, but the more he twists in the wind, the more obvious this sham of a democracy becomes.

[MrCoffee]

3. Oh Magic 8-Ball, is our nation blessed to have such a great President?

[no_hypocrisy]

4. He's been behind the Eight Ball since the day he was born. n/t

[madinmaryland]

5. I prefer this handy-dandy decision maker....

Little bit cheaper, also!!

[Schema Thing]

7. How hard can I send it to him?

[TechBear_Seattle]

9. This reminds me of a joke I heard from a minister...

A man was at the end of his rope, and felt a need to inquire of the Lord for some advice. After praying for guidance, he took down his Bible from the shelf, closed his eyes, opened the book to a random page, and put his finger down. Then he opened his eyes and read the verse selected:

Judas departed; and he went and hanged himself.

Confused, he tried again:

And Jesus said to him, "Go and do likewise."

"Third time's the charm," he thought. With another prayer, he repeated the process.

Jesus said to him, "What you are going to do, do quickly."

***********

I can easily imagine * in a similar situation. But maybe that is just wishful thinking. :rofl:

[Bozita]

10. I'd love to see a photoshop of * with his very own, personal Magic 8-Ball