Who is the sperm donor/father of Mary Cheney's baby?

[Ganja Ninja]

[Binka]

1. My Vote Is For Other I Pick Abraham Jackoff aka Jack Abramoff

[acmejack]

5. Has to be some seriously low rent sperm.

I guess Jack would fill the bill. His sperm will be idle for a while (hopefully). Poor child, born into that family, Mean Mary for a Mom, Lousy Lynne as Granny, the Dick as a doting Grand Dad (hope he is unarmed!), I hope the trust fund can overcome all the malevolence in the immediate family. Is money the end all be all everyone purports it is? This shall be a case study...

[shadowknows69]

2. All I know

is that David Crosby's fish wouldn't be caught dead in that womb.B-)

[Nimrod2005]

3. Other - I think it is Eddy Murphy........nt

[tanyev]

4. No matter who it really is, the RW will blame it on Clinton.

[acmejack]

6. That damnable Clenis!

It's everywhere...

[Ganja Ninja]

15. That's the Cheney family's fondest wish.

They should only be so lucky.

[bullimiami]

7. its a clone.

or maybe a human animal hybrid.

[Hubert Flottz]

8. The Blue Dress!

The Clenis did it again!

[Target_For_Exterm]

9. It's trumad. He confessed!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2866696

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[whistle]

10. You forgot the Nazi Sperm Bank and the Nobel Prize Sperm Bank

...the so called Fair-Haired Children of Darkness:

<snip>
Hitler's "fountain of life." In 1935, Heinrich Himmer and the SS launched a network of Lebensborn maternity centers to increase birthrates among Aryans, where German soldiers were encouraged to mate with genetically desirable local women in occupied countries like Norway. These women were given the option of raising their kids themselves or turning them over to SS-run homes where they would be "Germanized." The lives of these kids was hell after the war, when they were shunned and worse by the Nazis' previous victims. To those who are nostalgic for the Reich, the Lebensborn program represented " wonderful social experimentation."

http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/40580

<snip>
The "Genius Babies," and How They Grew
Help Slate tell the story of the Nobel Prize sperm bank.
By David Plotz
Posted Thursday, Feb. 8, 2001, at 3:00 AM ET


Twenty years ago, on an outbuilding of his Southern California estate, tycoon Robert K. Graham began a most remarkable project: the Repository for Germinal Choice, a sperm bank for Nobel Prize winners. Part altruism, part social engineering, part science experiment, the repository was supposed to help reverse the genetic decay Graham saw all around him by preserving and multiplying the best genes of his generation. By the time Graham's repository closed in 1999, his genius sperm had been responsible for more than 200 children.

What happened to them? This is the beginning of a journalistic experiment to find out, an experiment that—as I explain below—needs your assistance. (Also click here to read Slate editor Michael Kinsley's introduction to the project.)<more>

http://www.slate.com/id/100331/

http://www.slate.com/id/101318/

[wicket]

12. Fascinating

I'd never heard about the "genius sperm bank". Thanks for the links! :hi:

[DoYouEverWonder]

11. Other

Satan

[Ganja Ninja]

13. I suppose the anti-Christ needs an anti-Mary.

Mary Cheney fills that bill.

[mondo joe]

14. Other: Dick Cheney (trying to keep the line pure)

[shain from kane]

16. Someone bought her book. Didn't know it came with a piece of Cheney as an

incentive(?).

[Norquist Nemesis]

17. Other! It was really Baby Face Karl

*wink*

[solara]

18. In the words of Terry Southern's heroine, 'Candy'...

"D...D...D...Daddy!!!!"

:evilgrin:

[npincus]

19. David Crosby.

[MilesColtrane]

20. The father is a restroom floor of a Greyhound station in Virginia Beach. n/t

[TahitiNut]

27. That's my guess. Or the contents of a discarded condom at Motel 6.

:shrug:

[EvilAL]

21. Other

Holy shit, I think it was me.
About 10 monts ago I had a dream where an Angel came down and instructed me to "Wacketh off into the plastic chalice for the man in white. The Virgin Mary awaits."
I woke and thought nothing of it, but I needed the beer money and I was horny because of the virgin thing, so I went down and gave a donation.
Never thought of it until now.

[ronnykmarshall]

22. Some other self hating Log Cabin Republican.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

28. i wish it were a psychological problem like self loathing..i think its simply greed

these people just LOVE LOVE LOVE their fucking tax cuts

who needs dignity when you can have an extra million or two?

[Clark2008]

23. Wait - Mary Cheney is pregnant?

:wow:

[AlCzervik]

24. Snowflake?

[dflprincess]

30. I hope that's it

that would mean there will be fewer Cheney genes polluting the next generation's gene pool.

[area51]

25. Q: Who is the father of the baby?

A: Her dad, Tricky Dick Cheney. :evilgrin:

[LeftishBrit]

26. I just hope...

that the sperm donor is an extreme liberal and a moral saint. Just to counterbalance all those psychopath genes the poor baby will be inheriting from Grandad.

[YOY]

29. My guess: Borat

Hey...I have a 1 in 4,000,000,000 chance of being right

[Bethany Rockafella]

31. None of our business?

:shrug: