'Pro-life matthew' sez: Ann Coulter is hot!

[Bluebear]

And "liberalism is a mental disorder"...what on earth could happen to a 23 year old young man to so warp him?



http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=29179172

[marmar]

1. Maybe he actually had sex with Ann Coulter.....

That would mess you up for good. :scared:

[LittleClarkie]

2. Good lord he can't spell at all

His whole profile is riddled with spelling mistakes.

[Bluebear]

5. All he needs is Sean Hannity and God.

Who needs education?

[liberal N proud]

8. Sex with that Cretan would defiantly warp a young man

[GreenZoneLT]

33. Ann Coulter is from Crete?

I thought she was some kinda WASP. ;)

[Donnachaidh]

3. George Carlin was right

Pro-lifers are people you wouldn't want to f--k. :sarcasm:

I doubt this one has a chance with Coultergeist, either.

[karlrschneider]

4. He's just pissed off 'cause he couldn't get a blowjob if he

walked into a women's prison with a suitcase full of pardons.

...

[EdwardM]

40. That sounds like an interesting idea for a new porno!!!

[tuvor]

6. He needs a recruiting office appointment.

[Botany]

7. My son who is 12 is on My Space.

I feel like i just looked @ serial killer's web site.

This boy is a loser.

Pro-life matthew's Details
Status Single

Wow what a shock.

[Binka]

34. OMG Buddy Did You Check Out His Fav TV Shows?

Josh and Drake? :wtf: Peyton who is five thinks that show is LAME-O. Is this guy sure he is straight?:evilgrin: Josh & Fucking Drake?

Happy Holidays Dude! :loveya:

[muntrv]

9. LOOOOOOOOZERRRRRRRR!!!!!

[Kelly Rupert]

10. Hey, he has sterling political commentary!

Do you support raising the miniume wage?............some people may say only the welfair works at those jobs.I believe many middle class work miniume wage if not only for awhile.someone losses a teaching job ,for awhile they can only find miniume wage.should they be forced to work 2 jobs.why not raise it ..25 cents or .50 cents?


So we shouldn't raise it because "the welfair" works at those jobs. But because some middle class work miniume wage if not only for awhile because they might losses their other job for awhile, we could raise it .25 cents or .50 cents.

So he's in favor of a minimum wage increase, eh? That's pretty mental-disorderly, buddy.

[bluerum]

17. Sharp as a noodle. nt

[originalpckelly]

11. OMG! HE'S FUGLY!

Groucho Marx!

[stonecoldsober]

12. His favorite books

liberalism is a mental disorder by michael savage
the savage nation by michael savage
the enemy within by michael savage
unfit for command by swift boat vets for truth
let freedom ring by sean hannity
how to talk to a liberal if you must by ann coulter
Godless:The church of Liberalism by ann coulter

Original text:

liberalism is a mental disorder by michael savage the savage nation by michael savage the enemy within by michael savage unfit for command by swift boat vets for truth let freedom ring by sean hannity how to talk to a liberal if you must by ann coulter Godless:The church of Liberalism by ann coulter

[Kelly Rupert]

14. But the funny part is he wrote those all in one line.

God, he's like a parody.

[Kelly Rupert]

13. George Bush gleefly lost the elections onporpus so he could grant amesty for illegels!

A reporter said to him "More democrats in the house support you on Illegel immgation" then republicans.He gleefly replyed "that's right ,i wanted to bring that up" or something of that sort.He lost it for the republicans onporpus to grant amesty for illegels.

[Canuckistanian]

41. Some people have a way with words

And others.....ummm.... not have way, I guess.

[Wrinkle_In_Time]

15. This MUST be satire...

...the alternative is too pathetic.

[Generic Brad]

20. My vote is for pathetic. n/t

[bluerum]

16. Besides looking like Groucho Marx? nt

[tenshi816]

37. That's the first thing I noticed too! n/t

[Cleita]

18. Oh, I thought you were talking about Chris Matthews.

He thought Katherine Harris was hot.

[Gato Moteado]

19. what a tard

nt

[TheWatcher]

36. We really need a classification for a new Blood Type in this Country

KA Negative.

[BlueStorm]

21. What is with this "liberalism is a mental disorder" meme

I see that alot on some RW sites. I know it isn't cause it isn't in the DSM-IV, lol, but maybe conservatism should be.

Blue

[bullwinkle428]

28. It's just a Michael Savage Weiner book title - funny how that's the type of quote

wingnuts use for their siglines, while DUers use quotes from Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Paine...

[antiimperialist]

22. Ann Coulter's Adam's apple

[Bluebear]

23. Ann is female.

I mention his taste in women because she is old enough to be his mother.

[Kelly Rupert]

24. Female? Oh, you kidder.

[Warren DeMontague]

25. What could happen? Nothing--- In particular, absolutely ZERO sexual experiences with real women.

I'm willing to bet.

[Swede]

26. Shouldn't he be in a combat platoon in Iraq?

:shrug:

[bullwinkle428]

27. Wow - read the comment made by one of his pro-life buddies:

"I too am strongly pro-life. But it wasn't always that way.

Years ago I knocked up this chick I was dating. I pretty much had her make a B-line to the clinic to have that thing plucked out ASAP. The same happened again about a year later with some other hosebag. Those kids would be in their teens by now and I'd be paying major child support 'cause there's no way I could have stayed with either of those two bitches changing daipers and all that shit.

But then I had an epiphany and my outlook changed!

It was right after my vasectomy and I'm laying there with my balls all aching which put me in mind of the suffering of Christ our Lord on the cross.

It was then that I saw the light and jumped to the pro-life side.

Now I have accepted Jesus as my savior and I hate those who don't feel the love of Christ."

:puke: :puke: :puke:

I don't think I've ever read such a misogynistic, responsibility-shirking, judgemental diatribe, even when Freeper passages are quoted here...

[Warren DeMontague]

30. That's gotta be a joke.

"I'm laying there with my balls all aching which put me in mind of the suffering of Christ our Lord on the cross."

Oooooooooo-kay!

[BlueStorm]

31. Yeah like I really need that image n/t

[Canuckistanian]

43. I'd be moaning "Jesus" right after THAT surgery

But for a different reason.

[tinfoil tiaras]

29. He has the Reich Brothers on his profile too!!

:rofl: :rofl: "I'm in Love with Ann Coulter" (alt. version of "I'm in Love with a Stripper"...I made that up. This is what happens to me late at night...hahahahahahahahaha)

Wonder if he's a freeper? Or if he's familiar with Chad Castanaga...

[Kerrytravelers]

32. And he's not enlisted and in Iraq because...

:shrug:


Oh, right. He's a reich-winger. The 101st keyboard Brigade, the Armchair Warriors, the Mama's Boys Battalion...

... and what is that on his shirt? I'd swear it was Liberace, but that would be just a whole other kind of crazy, a right-wing nut with a homosexual on his shirt.

Perhaps he should be emailed the address to his local recruiter's office.

[TheWatcher]

35. The most frightening thing about this young man is he is real.

I mean, Dear god, there is that little spark in the back of my mind that wants to believe this somehow HAS to be satire, but these days I doubt it.

Just read this guys entire page. It's extreme enough, illogical and just flat-out ignorant beyond the capacity to believe enough that it could easily qualify as satire.

But since it probably isn't, it's simply terrifying.

It is terrifying that people like this exist. That they actually go out everyday and manage to somehow function in a civilized society. If that's even what we have anymore in this country that would somehow pass for one.

This guy might as well live in another dimension, in a fiction novel. Because I doubt he has ever come face to face with anything real or true in his young life.

It may be painful, but take a GOOD look at his profile, and browse his friends as well.

THIS is what we are up against. And to be honest, I don't think this guy and a lot of his ilk can be reached. I really don't. A lot of these people would KILL people like us if they could get a way with it. This is ignorance, hatred, and stupidity on a level that it must be understood that these people are NOT INTERESTED in another point of view. They are NOT INTERESTED in listening to or perceiving anything other than the narrow pap they wish to believe in.

The CAN'T BE REACHED. And if they can, I would like to know how. The possess something I like to call Invincible Ignorance.

Their minds are made up. They are like The Terminator. They cannot be reasoned with, they cannot be bargained with. They are the dreaded 30%.

Sigh. Everyday we discuss how Civil War in Iraq (Which in the minds of these dolts doesn't even exist) is raging out of control, while we nervously whistle past the Cold Civil War that our own country is engaged in.

God Help Us All if it ever goes Hot.

I see people like this and I don't know what to do. They get more bizarre and disconnected every day.

I have come to the resignation that maybe the only thing I can do is try to ignore them and move forward with trying to reach those who CAN be reached and who matter. And protect myself from them if it comes to that.

And to Matthew and everyone else like him, have no illusions my friend.

This is one Liberal who is quite capable and WILL defend themselves from you if necessary.

Don't try to force your freak show into reality for the rest of us.

I can assure you it will be a big mistake.

What a pitiful, utterly hopeless man.

He's only 23, but as a human being, he's already dead. A mindless, soulless zombie, waddling around, living in his Reality TV, Propaganda Soaked world. Shopping in his mall, buying his trinkets, gobbling his fast food, swilling his cheap beer, and living in a reality that even Orwell himself could not have conceived of.

This man bleeds Kool-Aid.

[Selatius]

38. Has Ann Coulter been arrested for voter fraud yet?

Somebody here posted articles several weeks ago saying the police were wanting to know where she lives because of allegations she voted in two different places.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

39. Ann Coulter will only be hot when she burns in hell.

And that guy's 23? He looks like he's pushing 40. :wtf:

[Canuckistanian]

42. What's with "myspace is a nazi site"?

It's the URL of his homepage.

[and-justice-for-all]

44. "Liberalism is a mental disorder" he says....

...I guess if you want for everyone to be treated equally, fairly as well as uphold the law and take care of the citizens of this country the right way is liberalism..Then count me in a FUCKING INSANE, I am sick in the fucking head!!!.

The only "Mental Disorder" is the dilusional zombie like state that Repukes and mANN Coulter lust monsters are in.

Maybe he is "warped" because he was turned down by men to much, because I would say no to that! vomit...

[LeftishBrit]

45. Wow; that just gave me horrible thoughts of their getting together and reproducing

The kid might grow up to be the George W. Bush of 2050!