(AP) Bush Presidency found to be al-Qaeda plot

[originalpckelly]

(AP) RIGA, Latvia - President Bush admitted Tuesday to a long standing suspicion in America, that he is in fact an al-Qaeda plot. "It's kind of like the klutz you sick on someone to trip them up, ya see the terrarists support me because I'm the klutz and ya see I'm trippin' up 'merica."

The suspicion began slightly more than two years ago, when President Bush received a last minute bump because of a tape produced by Osama Bin Laden. When asked about the tape, "Well ya see, he he, that Osama and I made a deal, I wouldn't come after him and he'd put out a tape to get me re-elected."

It appears that the only thing which frightened America more than a two term Bush Presidency, was Osama Bin Laden. When asked about the American people's feelings on the matter the President had this to say, "Well ya see at that time, I'd only killed 800-odd Americans, that was still less than Osama on 9/11, so the 'mericuns were more afraid of Osama. Boy if I had to go up for election today, I'd pro'bly lose because I killed just 'bout as many 'mericuns now."

Copyright 2006, Associated Phuckheads

[baldguy]

1. Why do you think the Bushies don't want any investigations?

[originalpckelly]

2. You know I wrote this as satire...

but when you sit and think about it, it makes sense. Bush has been the greatest ally of al-Qaeda. He's killing off America so that al-Qaeda won't have to.

[havocmom]

10. bush gave Bin Laden what he wanted: US bases out of Arabia

and Saddam out of Iraq.

bush is FOR the terra-ists BIG TIME. His bosses make sure. He has been good for business.

Plenty of money for the oil families in the ME, some of which gets funneled to groups that teach hate and bomb making. If they have to spend some of the profits to keep some of their own dissidents busy fighting the West instead of taking down the House of Saud, well, they can afford that investment toward keeping their corner of the world free of any action against their tyranny

[originalpckelly]

11. And there's the whole bit about him coming close to destroying...

our form of government. Pretty good case to be made for stupid ass being an al-Qaeda plot.

[havocmom]

12. Personally, I think bush AND al-Qaeda are tools of the same powers

They ARE the circus.

[mandyky]

3. CUTE!!

LOL

Some days I don't doubt the premise a bit.

[originalpckelly]

6. I know...

It's actually probably true, that's whats frightening about it.

[LiberalEsto]

9. MIHOP nt

[itsmesgd]

4. damn their genius.

chumpy chimpy is bringing us down faster than controlled demolitions in a high-rise on a september morn.

(nice satire)

[itsmesgd]

5. by the way...

any word from Skinner about secret service getting DU'er info lateley. I haven't seen the thread in a long time?

[indepat]

7. Phuckheads is so much nicer that the "f" word

[originalpckelly]

8. Oh thanks...

I was really just trying to come up with something that fit with "AP."

[havocmom]

13. Thought AP stood for Absolutely Preposterous

but that's just me ;)