Did * just bang his head walking off Marine 1?

[PCIntern]

That sort of behavior did not help Gerry Ford one iota...

[lonestarnot]

1. Linkadink so I can

:rofl:

[PCIntern]

2. Was on MSNBC...

right before the break.

[lonestarnot]

5. Damn, I must go look see. I could use a laugh this a.m.

[maine_raptor]

3. If he did

I'm sure several Secret Service agents wrestled the Helicopter to the ground and detained it for questioning.

And maybe, just maybe, it knocked some sense into our Dear Leader.

One can always hope.

[peekaloo]

4. I hope so, I could use a good laugh. 4 years ago it seemed like a weekly

occurrence. Tryin' to look all presidential and *WHAM*. :rofl:

[Arkansas Granny]

6. As long as he hits his head, he'll be OK. No chance of brain injury.

[peekaloo]

7. right. but as taxpayers do we have to pay for the damage to the whirly-bird?

:silly:

[11 Bravo]

8. Too bad he didn't bang it on a rotor.

[EST]

9. A spinning one?

So they could advertise his dandruff shampoo--Head and Shoulders--that landed in the bushes?

Oh yuck, I must be getting tired.

[Octafish]

10. Probably wouldn't be the first time.

The new Marine One helicopters outta Italy, if memory servews, will have a bigger door for that very reason.

Plus monkey won't have to stoop even lower on his way out of Dodge.

[EST]

12. On further reflection, how could he bang his head when he

usually slithers under doors?

[Octafish]

14. Remember Nixon's 'Farewell wave'?

Soon. Soon.

[EST]

17. I think that was the mafia double hairy bird.

[EST]

11. As I recall, wasn't it Lyndon Baines Johnson who said, in 1964,

"No, I did not say Gerald Ford couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time. I said he couldn't walk and FART at the same time!"

Then there was the time Ford was on a campaign stop in Arizona, being shown around a proposed housing development, when he picked up a snake and killed a stick with it.

(need some sleep, need sleep...zzzzz...)

[11 Bravo]

13. LBJ also told reporters ...

"Hold on a second, boys. It's time to remind Hubert (Humphrey) that I've got his balls in my pocket."

[EST]

16. !

:rofl:

[Chomp]

15. Why does Marine 1 hate America? nt