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radfringe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 01:16 PM Original message |
the danger of casting asparagus |
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Recursion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 01:16 PM Response to Original message |
1. If you are pierced by an asparagus... |
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 01:19 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. ROFL!!!!!! |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 01:28 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. LMAO |
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Iris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 03:59 PM Response to Reply #1 |
36. good one! n/t |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 01:22 PM Response to Original message |
3. Ouch! That has got to hurt n/t |
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Ravy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 01:33 PM Response to Original message |
5. That lady is obviously the victim of a stalker. nt |
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htuttle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 01:34 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Oh, puhleeze -- spear me the puns! |
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Ravy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 01:39 PM Response to Reply #6 |
9. C'mon, we should *both* stop, if that is okra with you. nt |
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htuttle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 01:41 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. That's fine -- I was going to leaf soon anyway.... |
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radfringe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 01:44 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. just shake hands and be fronds |
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htuttle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 01:46 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. We really have to root out this trend of runaway pun subthreads... |
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Ravy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 01:48 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Tuber, or not tuber? That is the question. nt |
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Ravy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 02:20 PM Response to Reply #13 |
19. Placed reply in wrong place. Celery. |
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radfringe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 01:48 PM Response to Reply #12 |
14. I agree - we really should squash it |
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Ravy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 02:24 PM Response to Reply #14 |
21. It was going on yesterday, and going on today, and it will be going on tomato, too. nt |
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mcg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 04:47 PM Response to Reply #14 |
48. Kiwi stop this? It's losing its a peel. nt |
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 08:19 PM Response to Reply #48 |
72. Mango somewhere else if you don't like puns... |
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mcg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-23-06 09:31 AM Response to Reply #72 |
82. Can't elope, I pearly made it out, but this thread has too much punch. nt |
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Ravy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 02:22 PM Response to Reply #12 |
20. Glad you are garden the threads against this. nt |
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mom cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 05:32 PM Response to Reply #11 |
57. With fronds like these, who needs anemones? |
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Brazenly Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 02:34 PM Response to Reply #10 |
23. I really don't carrot all about puns |
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Ravy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 02:38 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. I am trying to stop, really. I just canned kelp it. nt |
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Brazenly Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 02:44 PM Response to Reply #25 |
27. Play some music. Turnip the volume and dance. |
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Ravy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 02:52 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. Ohhh! I do have a new Black Eyed Peas CD. Thanks. I'm melon out. nt |
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mcg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 04:03 PM Response to Reply #25 |
37. That's just a bunch of spin. 'natch. nt |
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ChairmanAgnostic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 03:32 PM Response to Reply #6 |
30. it grew on her, why not you? |
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rateyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 08:01 PM Response to Reply #5 |
70. GROAAAAAAANNNNNN!!! lol nt. |
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me b zola (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 01:34 PM Response to Original message |
7. If she slathers it in butter... |
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radfringe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 01:35 PM Response to Reply #7 |
8. with a nice chianti? |
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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 01:54 PM Response to Original message |
15. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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roamer65 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 02:43 PM Response to Reply #15 |
26. Surgeon General's warning: overuse of puns may result in a vegetative state |
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mcg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 03:44 PM Response to Reply #26 |
34. Enough already! I'm really getting steamed! |
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133724 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 05:01 PM Response to Reply #34 |
52. Please lettuce all get along here???? |
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mcg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 07:24 PM Response to Reply #52 |
65. We must arduously try. nt |
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radfringe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 02:01 PM Response to Original message |
16. I'll stop with the puns on one condiment |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 02:03 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. Souper n/t |
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Ravy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 02:36 PM Response to Reply #16 |
24. I have a few more than you, but you can ketchup. nt |
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radfringe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 02:10 PM Response to Original message |
18. have a happy HOLLANDAISE |
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Greybnk48 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 02:25 PM Response to Original message |
22. Stop it, or I'll have to Kale someone!! |
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ChairmanAgnostic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 03:33 PM Response to Reply #22 |
31. you're just green with envy. |
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kmla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 03:29 PM Response to Original message |
29. I laughed so hard at this thread, I almost pea'd in my pants.... |
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Cameron27 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 03:39 PM Response to Original message |
32. Well, orange you all so funny |
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immoderate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
33. Lettuce be careful how we sprout off. |
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mcg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 04:16 PM Response to Reply #33 |
41. It's already going berry berry wrong, |
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radfringe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 04:20 PM Response to Reply #41 |
42. maybe it's better to luffa it alone |
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mom cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 05:36 PM Response to Reply #42 |
58. Weed butter do that! |
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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
35. Let me give you all a few tips. |
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radfringe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 04:04 PM Response to Original message |
38. I'm just gonna endive in and say this thread is grape |
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mcg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 04:11 PM Response to Reply #38 |
39. Oh no, now it's getting fruity and is in danger of going nuts. nt |
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radfringe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 04:11 PM Response to Reply #39 |
40. smell fishy to me -- a hard halibet to break |
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mcg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 04:36 PM Response to Reply #40 |
45. You cod try harder instead of floundering. nt |
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Ravy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 04:58 PM Response to Reply #40 |
49. Did you change from plants to fish on porpoise? |
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radfringe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-23-06 04:16 AM Response to Reply #49 |
77. sorry - brain waves aren't tuna'd to right canal |
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Ravy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-23-06 04:44 AM Response to Reply #77 |
78. S'ok. Eel get better. |
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mcg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-23-06 08:53 AM Response to Reply #77 |
79. Herring lies the problem, you're viewing it from the wrong angler, but I won't carp on you. nt |
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radfringe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-23-06 09:02 AM Response to Reply #79 |
80. are you being sardine-ic? |
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mcg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-23-06 09:25 AM Response to Reply #80 |
81. Gar! You threw a barb! Breaming with pride? You betta stop. nt |
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radfringe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-23-06 09:33 AM Response to Reply #81 |
83. and now you made me feel offal... :( |
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mcg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-23-06 09:47 AM Response to Reply #83 |
84. and now I'm filleting gillty, sorry for snappering at you. nt |
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eridani (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 04:31 PM Response to Original message |
43. I want a confession from somebody |
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mcg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 04:35 PM Response to Reply #43 |
44. So you think it was a plant? I've bean there, but it wasn't me. nt |
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eridani (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 05:12 PM Response to Reply #44 |
55. Well, not that I really carrot all, but it would be interesting to know n/t |
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Alamom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 04:38 PM Response to Reply #43 |
46. Oh ! You beet me to it ! |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 04:42 PM Response to Original message |
47. Let me guess. Those are "Britney Spears"? |
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133724 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 04:59 PM Response to Original message |
50. I am still trying to understand the porpoise of this thread. |
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mcg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 07:29 PM Response to Reply #50 |
67. Whale, it's urchin that we explore its depths to find out. nt |
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Ravy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 04:59 PM Response to Original message |
51. Olive this thread! nt |
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malaise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 05:03 PM Response to Original message |
53. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaah |
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Cameron27 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 07:36 PM Response to Reply #53 |
69. Soda I !!!! |
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133724 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 05:08 PM Response to Original message |
54. This is thread is so grovy that I almose spelt my gut... |
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mcg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 07:10 PM Response to Reply #54 |
64. You barley avoiding retching? You oat to lie down and recover your wheats. nt |
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133724 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 05:12 PM Response to Original message |
56. I have to leave for a while got to take a leek... |
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 08:26 PM Response to Reply #56 |
73. Are you trying to say you have to pea? (nt) |
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mom cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 05:41 PM Response to Original message |
59. This is puree PUNishment! |
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conscious evolution (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 05:48 PM Response to Original message |
60. This thread makes me |
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Greybnk48 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 06:15 PM Response to Reply #60 |
62. come on, it's at least parsley funny!! |
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conscious evolution (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 06:39 PM Response to Reply #62 |
63. I'm alfredo not |
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 08:08 PM Response to Reply #63 |
71. If it isn't funny we'd butter stop it. |
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sweetheart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 05:52 PM Response to Original message |
61. asparagus cast |
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spanone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 07:28 PM Response to Original message |
66. Fantabulous!!!! |
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hsher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 07:32 PM Response to Original message |
68. Rad, you've done it again :D |
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Lost-in-FL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 09:00 PM Response to Original message |
74. OMG!!! This thread is so funny I pea'd on my pants!! |
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133724 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 09:29 PM Response to Original message |
75. This thread is so punny I artichoke on it.... |
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BuelahWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 09:31 PM Response to Original message |
76. You could also put someone's eye out! |
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Berry Cool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-23-06 11:45 PM Response to Reply #76 |
85. I know this is late, but I just wanted to say |
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Ravy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-23-06 11:55 PM Response to Reply #85 |
86. I don't know wheat you mean. nt |
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BlueStorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-24-06 12:15 AM Response to Original message |
87. Nothing beets a gourd pun. |
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