Only Days Later, Church Seen with Shirtless Actor

[Sapphocrat]

[Richard Steele]

1. That deserves a K&R just for the 'Screech' reference!

[leeroysphitz]

2. My teeth hurt. NT.

[emanymton]

3. But What Of The Off-Spring?

[NMMNG]

4. Is that the same "Talking Jesus Doll"

they tried to give to "Toys for Tots"? :rofl:

[Sapphocrat]

5. Yes... and have you seen the real doll?

A sort of flattened-out Treat Williams, with narrow-set blue eyes, emaciated limbs, and... and just look at the length of that index finger (a sure sign of aggression, according to those in the know!):

[NMMNG]

6. Jebus with the "GI Joe Kung-Fu Grip"?

:rofl:

[Sapphocrat]

8. Of course!

Handy for grabbing moneychangers while flinging them from the temple... or is it for grasping-- let's just leave it at moneychanger-grabbing.

[TAPat]

10. Flattened-out Treat Williams!

:rofl:

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

11. Who knew?

Jesus was a brown-belt?

[Chulanowa]

12. I thought a long index finger meant you were a werewolf?

Check his palm for a pentagram!

[annabanana]

7. What the hell. . . nom #5

pretty funny

[Sapphocrat]

9. Ya! I discovered Asmussen...

...in The Funny Times -- a tabloid-newsprint-format paper of THE BEST lefty political cartoons and commentary. A wonderful friend surprised me with a subscription a few years ago, and now I wait for it to arrive every month. FT has helped saved my sanity through the * Era.

Check 'em out:

http://www.funnytimes.com

[blondeatlast]

13. This proud Christian is...

...laughing hysterically, thank you!

Priceless and recommended!

:rofl::rofl::rofl: