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Cyrano (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 04:32 PM Original message |
Update on my "War on Christmas." |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 04:33 PM Response to Original message |
1. I am hoarding all the red and green candles, so the shelves will be empty |
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Cyrano (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 04:37 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Great. Keep up the good work. |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
3. I have infiltrated Christmas tree farms |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 04:41 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. I was in on the focus group testing out Mark Foley as the new Santa |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 04:51 PM Response to Reply #6 |
11. Was his lap a bit |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 04:53 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. The lump I could mostly avoid... |
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Cyrano (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 04:42 PM Response to Reply #3 |
7. Foley is out of rehab? If so, remember to give him a bottle of scotch. |
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louis-t (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 04:41 PM Response to Original message |
4. I am taking one bulb out of each string of Christmas lights |
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Der Blaue Engel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 05:22 PM Response to Reply #4 |
20. Wal-Mart may have already beaten you to it |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 04:41 PM Response to Original message |
5. This woman looks like she is planning on plucking that f**ker out of the air |
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Cyrano (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 04:45 PM Response to Reply #5 |
9. She really needs Bah and Humbug painted on those steel plates. |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 04:44 PM Response to Original message |
8. Everyone, remember the code words for our war on Xmas. 'Seasons Greetings' means "All Hail Lucifer!" |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 04:47 PM Response to Original message |
10. I chopped down a Christmas tree..just to watch it die |
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thingfisher (445 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
12. I ignore it as much as possible. |
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Cyrano (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 04:58 PM Response to Reply #12 |
15. Oh, c'mon. It's a fun time. Just think. If we can get that soot covered |
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drm604 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 04:57 PM Response to Original message |
14. I've been climbing around on roofs |
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Cyrano (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 05:02 PM Response to Reply #14 |
17. Wonderful. You are now officially qualified to fill in for Dick Cheney. |
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gratuitous (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 04:59 PM Response to Original message |
16. Our church scheduled TWO Christmas Eve services |
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Cyrano (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 05:08 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. Dangerous move. Fundies have been known to engage in cannibalism when |
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gratuitous (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 05:51 PM Response to Reply #18 |
24. Not to worry . . . |
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valerief (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 05:18 PM Response to Original message |
19. I keep my Festivus pole up all year round. nt |
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Parche (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 05:23 PM Response to Original message |
21. war on christmas |
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Iris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 05:24 PM Response to Original message |
22. The use of elves as candied yams is genius! Preemptive and makes good use |
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TlalocW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 05:30 PM Response to Original message |
23. I've been switching the voice chips of Talking Jesus Dolls |
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Johnny Noshoes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 06:15 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. Perfect |
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Cyrano (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 06:44 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. I'm doing my best to look busy. Right now, I'm trying to nail my |
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Johnny Noshoes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 07:01 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. oooh |
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