CAPTION Little Ricky and his little brother Dan...

[Crankie Avalon]

Into Phone #1: "Your polling place has been moved and anyway if you try to vote you'll be arrested..."
Into Phone #2: "My campaign knows nothing about any so-called 'telephone intimidation' of voters and I am outraged at the implication!!!"

[RedStateShame]

1. Dan: Snickering

Rick: "Hold on, Mr. Jablomie? Oh, I'm sorry, Heywood? There's another caller. Hello? Hey, guys, has anybody seen Mike Hunt?"

[paparush]

2. Thank you for calling Dominoes, can I take your order...?

[Horse with no Name]

3. Group phone sex....

Didn't know it had caught on yet.;)

[Kadie]

4. "hi Dan" says Rick. "hi Rick" says Dan.

"would you stop calling me so I can get busy" says Dan

"this is fun... he he he" says Rick.

[Richard Steele]

5. Dan: "Huh huh. You said 'Santorum', huh huh!"

[skip fox]

6. Santorum into phone #1: "Hey Mark, whatja wearing, champ? What's that wet smacking

sound? . . . Just a second. Got Hastert on the other line. I'll be right back."

Into phone #2: "Dennis. Got Foley on the other line. Sounds like he's 'skinning one.' Wanta listen?"

[underpants]

7. (p)Rick working hard to beat Katherine Harris's results today

:bounce:

[hopein08]

8. Dan: Look here, if LIttle Ricky's gotta make calls for himself, doesn't that say something?