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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 11:08 AM
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"How big is your p*nis?"
HA! Got your attention!

Refocus! We're siting on a treasure trove of GOP scandal, perversion and distastrous decision-making. GOP are masters of the "Look HERE, don't look HERE!" strategy, and we are falling for it.

Here you go, a snippet of the perversion that Hastert and Co. facilitated by looking the other way (downloaded IM before it was scrubbed). Now THAT'S truly disgusting-- that's what this election is about, removing the power-mad PIGS that allowed a pervert to prey on boys because he was on THEIR team. What happened to the Ethics Committee investigateion on the matter, anyway? Where's the f*cking news about that?





Maf54 (7:58:16 PM): just kinda slow rubbing

(7:58:23 PM): ya....

(7:58:32 PM): or youll rub yourslef raw

Maf54 (7:58:37 PM): well I have aa totally stiff wood now

(7:58:40 PM): cause the towell isnt very soft

Maf54 (7:58:44 PM): i bet..taht would hurt

(7:58:50 PM): but you cn find something softer than a
towell i guess

Maf54 (7:58:59 PM): but it must feel great spirting on the towel

(7:59:06 PM): ya

Maf54 (7:59:29 PM): wow

Maf54 (7:59:48 PM): is your little guy limp...or growing
(7:59:54 PM): eh growing

Maf54 (8:00:00 PM): hmm

Maf54 (8:00:12 PM): so you got a stiff one now

(8:00:19 PM): not that fast

(8:00:20 PM): hey

(8:00:32 PM): so you have a fetich

Maf54 (8:00:32 PM): hey what

(8:00:40 PM): fetish**

Maf54 (8:00:43 PM): like

Maf54 (8:00:53 PM): i like steamroom

Maf54 (8:01:04 PM): whats yours

(8:01:09 PM): its kinda weird

(8:01:14 PM): lol

Maf54 (8:01:21 PM): i am hard as a rock..so tell me when your reaches rock
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 11:10 AM
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1. What a silly question
Hastert has no idea. He hasn't seen his penis in twenty years.

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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 11:18 AM
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7. Did he break his mirror?
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TAPat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 11:11 AM
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2. Not so big... But then
I'm a girl, so does mine count? :)

Yes, FOCUS.

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Matariki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 11:15 AM
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3. bravo!
i tried, but you did a much better job ;-)

I refuse to post on any of *those* threads. i can't believe how easily people here fall for such diversionary tactics. wonder how many 'agent provocateurs' are hanging around those threads - i've noticed quite a few 'concerned' newbies.
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 11:15 AM
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4. Awww, I thought you were talking about THIS pAnis
It's quite large, actually!!!


http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/06165a.htm

Fractio Panis
The name given to a fresco in the so-called "Capella Greca" in the catacomb of St. Priscilla situated on the Via Salaria Nova. The fresco, which with the whole of the decorations of the chapel dates from the first half of the second century, is of the highest liturgical and theological importance. The painting is found upon the face of the arch immediately over the altar tomb, upon which beyond all reasonable doubt the Holy Sacrifice was offered. By a providential accident this particular fresco, having been covered by a thick crust of stalactites, escaped the notice of the early explorers of the catacombs, who, by their eagerness and ignorance combined, often did much irreparable harm. In the year 1893, Mgr. Joseph Wilpert, the most distinguished of a band of young scholars who looked upon the great archaeologist De Rossi (q.v.) as their master, arrived at the conclusion that the roof and arches of this chapel were decorated with frescoes. Chemical reagents were used to remove the crust which covered the surface, and by the patient care of Mgr. Wilpert this delicate operation was attended with complete success. The most important fresco thus recovered was that already referred to over the altar tomb. The scene represented is a picture of seven persons at table, six men and a woman. It seems clear that six of these are reclining as the ancients reclined at their meals. But the seventh personage, a bearded and impressive figure, sits somewhat apart at the extremity of the table in an attitude which is highly significant. His head is thrown back, he has a small loaf or cake in his hands, and his arms stretched out in front of him show that he is breaking it. Upon the table immediately before him is a two-handled cup. Further along the table there are two large plates, one containing two fishes, the other five loaves. At each extremity of the picture upon either side we notice baskets filled with loaves--four baskets at one end, three at the other. ....

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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 11:18 AM
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6. LOL
I'm not so erudite.... just talking about the fleshy, flaccid (or not) kind. Great post, I learn something new here everyday!

:)
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Akoto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 11:19 AM
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8. LOL. That is one big panis.
Edited on Wed Nov-01-06 11:19 AM by Akoto
It has seven people resting on it. :o
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Matariki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-01-06 11:18 AM
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5. I'm getting ready to beg for another 'burqa' argument
n/t
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