What Halloween costume would scare the crap out of Republicans?

[Rocknrule]

- the Constitution
- an interracial gay newly married couple burning the American flag
- a malfunctioning Diebold machine

Any ideas?

[Lisa]

1. you could get together with some friends and go as a Democratic Senate

... and House!

[mcg]

29. there's a post with a cartoon of that

It shows the Republicans' greatest fear,
two donkeys showing up at the door,
one the Senate, the other the House.
I haven't been able to find it.

[skipos]

2. A variation on this costume...

Instead of a priest, it should be a Republican congressman.

[Opusnone]

8. Key West / Fantasy Fest?

Sick, but funny.

[Webster Green]

3. Any one of our founding fathers...

Coming to show the repukes what they think of the current state of the U.S.!

[nam78_two]

4. This one

[saltpoint]

5. Nancy Pelosi. She seems to scare them to death. Which suggests to

me that she's doing somethin' right.

Go, Democrats.

[AndyTiedye]

6. Nancy Pelosi Seems to Scare Them a Lot

[mcg]

28. Nancy Pelosi showing up at Hastert's door (cartoon)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=2430136



http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=2448997

[mrdmk]

7. In mixed company, a mask of F.D.R. Do not forget the cigarette with the

holder. Just make sure it is the good stuff.

On Edit: Be sure to hand them a dime and tell not to spend it all in one place.

[MaraJade]

13. This is

Perfect. I can see it now!

:rofl:

[MannyGoldstein]

9. Diogenes?

Oh, never mind - they'd have no idea.

[laststeamtrain]

10. John Conyers with a subpoena in his hand...

or President Pelosi.

[Subdivisions]

36. Conyers was my first thought! n/t

[Richard Steele]

11. Here's one that has them quaking in fear:

[MaraJade]

16. Yessiree! Hoo boy is that scary. . .

Especially if the officer's other hand is holding a subpoena and they are standing at the door of the Checkpoint or Diebold corporate offices. . .

[Ilsa]

12. Hilary Clinton raising one hand while the other is on a Bible.

The idea that another Clinton, especially Hilary, could be taking the oath of office would freak them out.

[MaraJade]

15. And if we include Barak Obama

they'll collapse with heart attacks.

[Igel]

26. Rather Hilary dressed nicely, with a small

tape player. The tape would be a loop of "Hail to the Chief". (A CD would skip too much.)

[mcg]

33. a Hillary halloween mask

BOOO!

[Jamastiene]

40. That would certainly do it. n/t

[Rocknrule]

14. Martin Luther King or Jesus

[DUgosh]

17. Super Hero - Supeona Power

[NanceGreggs]

18. Osama Bin Laden ...

... wearing a "PLEASE VOTE FOR MY REPUBLICAN FRIENDS" sandwich board.

[ThomWV]

19. Laura in a blue dress and Cheney looking guilty

[onecent]

42. LOL. Laura in a blue dress and Condi looking guilty. LOL n/t

[C_U_L8R]

20. A Mirror

at least it SHOULD scare em if they had any sense at all

[HardRocker05]

21. bush mask and orange prison jumpsuit; piss 'em off if nothing else. nt

[Drum]

22. .

[demwing]

23. Bill Clinton's Penis /nt

[Jack Rabbit]

32. Bill Clinton, period.

[judaspriestess]

24. a Mexcun

My name is Frito Bandito and I park yur car......:rofl:

[LiberalEsto]

25. Peasants with pitchforks and torches

coming to sstorm their castles

[otherlander]

27. Robin Hood.

Stealing from the rich and giving to the poor.

[Berry Cool]

30. A Democratic voter not afraid to vote against them.

And I hope that come Election Day, a whole lot of people go out of their houses dressed as one!

[Initech]

31. A tax auditor

[UTUSN]

34. Somebody Black, Hispanic, female, Gay, or poor n/t

[justice1]

35. It isn't scary but funny.

The cover of this months Mad Magazine features Alfred E. Neuman wearing an I'm with Stupid t-shirt, standing next to Bush.

[jokerman93]

37. Their worst nightmare...

a macaca with a badge.
:smoke:

[Jamastiene]

38. "President Gore finally reverses last of Bush administration's

unconstitutional laws."

It would be a costume made to look like news headline with a subheading. The subheading would say that Gore has been president for 20 years after a failed attempt by Bush to change term limit laws through an executive order. It would say Bush tried to eliminate term limits in 2008 so he could run for president again and Gore eliminated him in the election and remained president for 20 years. That would really scare them.

[Cha]

39. Dems could go out trick or

treating as mark the defanged foley(or has he just been relocated?) or as jack the ex-hatchete man abramoff.

[sakabatou]

41. Patrick Fitzgerald

[Rocknrule]

43. Condi with a stained blue dress

or a page with stained khaki pants

[election_2004]

44. A wedding cake with two (male) grooms on the top, holding hands...

Oh, the horror!

[NMMNG]

45. "God"

He'd be holding a "Wanted" poster in his hands, and it would declare the GOP was wanted for Flagrant abuse of My name to mislead and abuse the American public.

[cascadiance]

46. Governments should be scared of their people!...

And have everyone show up a few day later in these costumes in Washington DC too!

[stella]

47. Pelosi and Hillary holding hands

[Nikki Stone 1]

48. A paper receipt

from a Diebolt voting machine.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

49. A Policeman

eom

[originalpckelly]

50. Come as a word: Reality

It has a well known liberal bias.

[Bucky]

51. Go as an Iraq War vet: a long box draped by an American flag

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