Team Delta, A group of make believe soldiers is looking for volunteers..

[JohnnyRingo]

...to torture and interrogate.
http://www.pxdirect.com/team_del.htm


The Team Delta Cadre can help you challenge yourself "to learn just how much you can handle and how well you can handle it." "a chance to test yourself against trained military intelligence."



This is Team Delta’s toughest and most challenging program. Team Delta’s trained interrogators use their considerable skills to extract information from participants. During the program participants: get little or no sleep; are extremely uncomfortable; are under great emotional and physical stress; and are pushed to their individual physical and psychological limits.

Whether or not a participant breaks (provides the secret information provided prior to the start of the program), and most military personnel going through similar training do eventually break, each participant comes through the program not only with an extremely memorable experience, but with a much better understanding of himself and with pride in his ability to persevere through an extremely arduous and challenging ordeal.

Nowhere on the site do they refer to themselves as anti-social psychopathic sadists, but I'm sure it goes without saying.

Apparently interrogating people is something that's hard to quit after leaving the agency or service, but for the wannabe torturer they offer a "corporate workshop" to train chickenhawks how to work over detainees. I guess that's why they need volunteers who want to "challenge themselves as prisoners".

If one doesn't feel inspired by the Gitmo Experience, there's also an opportunity to attend a "Boot Camp Fitness Program" for health conscience people who require "the gentle urging of hardcore Drill Instructors to keep them at it."
(Help wanted opportunities for ex Drill Instructors}

Can anyone think of a pundit or talk show host who should do a live remote from Delta Camp?

[acmavm]

1. This is frigging insane. And so is Team Delta...

[mtowngman]

2. Should've been a segment on "The Ali G show" n/t

[zeemike]

3. Once you get on that power trip there is no getting off n/t

[Mabus]

4. Team Delta, a new name for GOP S&M group

There are those who like to dominate and torture. I believe these are called "masters".

There are those who like to be dominated and tortured. I belive these are called "slaves."

At least this time they're doing it out in the open and using consenual adults.

[Ian David]

5. Do they offer a version that has sexy female interrogators in latex? n/t