Tony Snow Bangs Head Against Podium While Trying To Define “Strategy”...

[CatWoman]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2006/10/20/tony-snow-bangs-head-agai_n_32151.html

*snicker*

[Philosoraptor]

1. I've NEVER seen anyone do that

but he is the perfect spokesman for these jerks.

[TAPat]

9. That's *spocksman*, PR!

Why not just use the correct freeper term! ;)

[Mr_Spock]

11. Spock?

who's my man? lol :D

[TAPat]

13. No offense, Sir Spock!

:rofl:

[Mr_Spock]

19. That's Captain Spock to you!

:P

[CatWoman]

25. "KHHAAANNNNN"

[Mr_Spock]

45. Hehe

He looks like his crazed emotional self - alas captain Kirok. I am Kirok!!

[Pharaoh]

60. Oh Thats Great!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Cooley Hurd]

50. Our little freeper mascot coined the "spocksman" phrase:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=300259

Funniest.thread.ever!:rofl:

[The Count]

56. What, no Dr Spock reference? I am shocked, I tellya!

It was a funny thread.

[plcdude]

2. Professionalism

thou has died a public death.

[katinmn]

3. ROTFLMAO!!

:rofl:

He makes Snotty McMuffin look smart.

[Divine Discontent]

4. STFU!!

what a CHILD!!!!!!!! oh my gosh! I cannot believe he did that.


HELP

9-1-1 we've got an illegitimate administration acting like total spoiled rotten brats in DC, can you please send help, and some ritalin

[malaise]

24. Bingo

How fugging unprofessional.

[Divine Discontent]

54. that is one handsome man in that pic you have! n/t

[malaise]

63. Marley the great

:D

[sabra]

5. at least he's got some charisma, after Scotty McFluffy...

:sarcasm:

[Divine Discontent]

6. ps - this should have about 50 greatest page votes in a few hours

LOL...

[maddezmom]

7. what an asshat

:rofl:

[Lerkfish]

8. I can't believe I miss Scotty!

that takes some doing.

[K8-EEE]

10. He really is Herman Munster!

Herman used to have a tantrum issue too....

[tblue]

28. That's an INSULT to Herman Munster!

I <heart> Herman!

[Downtown Hound]

12. I'm surprised his skull didn't crack

with it being hollow and all.

[CarbonDate]

14. Perfect.

He should feel that kind of frustration defending the indefensible.

[Straight Shooter]

15. Hard to believe, but Tony Snow is more condescending than bush.

If only the press corps could bring rotten tomatoes to a conference, and the next time he patronizes them with his "I'm smart and you are stupid routine," they could pummel him.

[Bullshot]

65. Snow is used to his talk show forum where he didn't have to face objection

His calls were screened. If someone did challenge him, he could cut them off. Finally, someone with some balls (a woman albeit) challenges his manusha and he can't handle it. He never had to do this as a talk show host.

[The Count]

16. GOp has no idea of the meaning of the word.

They are all confused, that's why Iraq is such a huge mess.

[GrantDem]

17. I love this...

This is sarcasm at its finest.

Tony Snow once again has shown why he could not be more correct and why he is a shining beacon of Truth and Freedom in the den of lies and hatred that is the mainstream media.

Those who would demand a definition of the word 'strategy' as it applies to the brilliant reality and ideology subscribed to by the President and his staff simply cannot comprehend the notion. This is why the delightful and not at all condescending Tony Snow felt compelled to bang his delicious head against the podium, exposing the cutest little bald spot. Idiots in the media as well as the vast minority of Americans who do not support the war in Iraq simply cannot get it. Tony gets it as do all the members of President Bush's staff.

'Strategy' cannot be one thing only. When anyone outside of the inner cicle claims to understand it, they are fooling themselves. The President knows that strategy is only what he knows it to be for as long as he knows it for as long as he wants to know it. Once he knows something else, then the knowing of the strategy also changes. This notiong is just so simple and still the media cannot get it. What morons they are!

Anyone and everyone who dares question the President or any member of his staff need not only be properly labeled as a moron. They shall also be labeled as traitors at best and terrorists at worst. To not nod in agreement with whatever the President is saying for as long as he is saying it is to question the very notion of Freedom itself.

We all should be very grateful that Tony Snow has such patience and merely bumped his head against the podium instead of insisting obedience and calling for the immediate execution of anyone who dares demand explanations. It is high time in this country we put an end to all dissent.

Obedience is Freedom. Questioning is treason. It really is that simple.

By: MinneapolisMike on October 20, 2006 at 04:00pm
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[The Count]

55. Almost Colbertian....

[Lone_Star_Dem]

18. Umm hmm, the adults are in charge now

Not!

[madrchsod]

20. that was funny

i bet he wishes he would have never taken the job

[Gabi Hayes]

21. what a surprise they're not showing in on cable...wait...they did; NM

THREE times in half hour CNN ran the binLAden pug ad, along with several minutes of discussion, including a rabid diatribe by Boy Soprano Terry Jeffrey, during which he didn't allow Donna Brazille to get three words out of her mouth. she should have SAT on him

[karlrschneider]

22. Yikes, I was watching right about then but I MISSED the headbang!

Must've been distracted. ;-)

[jazzjunkysue]

57. And there's his new nickname: Bangerman. Simple. Easy to remember.

I like it.

[Sydnie]

23. I can't wait until the grown ups are back in charge

and the Three Stooges are out of there for good! What grown spokesperson acts like an invisible MOE just gave him a shot to the back of the head like Tony? None that I know of.

[SeattleGirl]

26. Hey, Tony! You sure are a "perfeshional" kinda guy!

:rofl:

[The Backlash Cometh]

27. What's that shiny thing on the top of his head?

[TheCowsCameHome]

32. The filler cap for the BS Cheney and Rove pour in every day

[The Backlash Cometh]

36. Oh. My second guess was going to be a skull cap, but I don't think

Tony Snow is Jewish, is he?

[TheCowsCameHome]

37. I don't believe so - he's pure Fox as far as I know.

[Hepburn]

41. Good one!!

I just spewed coffee on my keyboard!

LMBO.....:rofl:

[Bucky]

48. Little combed over bald spot. I'd make fun, but Gore has one too.

In 2000 Gore was on Larry King and Tipper called into the show and starting ribbing him about it.

[Alexander]

67. Correction: Gore HAD one.

See "An Inconvenient Truth". The pre-2001 pics show the bald spot, but now he's got a full head of hair.

I don't know if that's plugs, transplants, Rogaine or a rug (I doubt it's a toupee), but his hair seems to be restored somehow.

[AlCzervik]

29. wow how grown up of him.

[TheCowsCameHome]

30. It's just like Americans trying to get Bush to do anything right.

Like banging one's head against the wall.

[stepnw1f]

31. nice bald spot

did ya start getting that before or after you took the position of being the White House blow hole?

[mac56]

33. feigned comic frustration with the press member

He's an arrogant dick.

[Philosoraptor]

34. THEY JUST SHOWED IT ON CNN

[Alexander]

35. Is the ENTIRE Bush administration going bald?

Cheney and Paulson are slapheads, Bush's hairline is receding, and now we see a nice bald spot on Snowjob's head.

[sabra]

42. it's all that hard werk...

[Bluebear]

38. Oh, Tony, big bald spot going there! You shot your image...

...as a blowdried, full head of hair glamor 'news' boy.

[Dr Fate]

39. Perhaps next time he will wear a clown nose and spray seltzer water.

n/t

[acmavm]

40. At least the fool used the one part of his body that he couldn't damage

on that poor microphone.

No brain, no pain.

[Gabi Hayes]

43. this very gaggle is on CSPAN I right now...dunno how long it's been on.

that's quite the spreading bald spot, though. saw it on CNN Headline

he is SO insultingly arrogant

[jahyarain]

44. well

if they would stop asking him to make sense he wouldn't get so frustrated.

[Beetwasher]

46. Yeah Tony, Everyone's Stupid Except You

:eyes:

He didn't bang his head hard enough, he was still conscious and not bleeding.

[spanone]

47. He's cheap entertainment. Tony the Entertainer. That's all he is.

A freakin' parrot.

[Renew Deal]

49. lol

They need to pad the walls of the White House. :banghead::banghead::banghead:

[VOX]

51. What a dipshit.

That's all I can say. In his own pseudo-photogenic manner, Snow's is as rude and dismissive as any of that gang. :grr:

[RedEarth]

52. What an asshole........

[SalmonChantedEvening]

53. Podium Schmodium, Snowy Tone

Give this Acme anvil a try!!

Thwap away! :rofl:

[jazzjunkysue]

58. It's GOP Tourettes. The need to make contact with anything solid.

Unlike the GOP foreign or domestic policies. Which are pudding. Wraped in american flags.

[Philosoraptor]

59. --------

[deek]

61. crooks and liars video link

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/10/20/were-all-banging-our-heads-tony/

huffington only shows still for me :shrug:

[eppur_se_muova]

62. BAM BAM! BAM BAM!

[Richard Steele]

64. There's a readymade campaign commercial if ever there was one! K&R

[BlueEyedSon]

66. Oh look the press corps is doing its job