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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-19-06 10:04 AM
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Caption the Prince of Petty and the Lord of Lying...

"I did so catch a seven pound perch, and you ain't gettin' yer crutch back till
you agree with me, Hoppy."
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-19-06 10:06 AM
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1. How much will you pay me
to give you your crutch back?

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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-19-06 10:07 AM
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2. I believe in self-reliance, ya see. No crutches ah, he, he, he. (nt)
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peace13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-19-06 10:07 AM
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3. Too funny!
I feel sorry for the kids who get pushed in front of the guy.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-19-06 10:30 AM
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4. Drugs and alcohol should be the only crutch ya need, son.
Now limp on back to the kitchen and grab me a beer.
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RedStateShame Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-19-06 10:31 AM
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5. "How'd you like to serve in Iraq?"
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-19-06 10:31 AM
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6. "Crutch sounds like crotch hehehehe"
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-19-06 10:33 AM
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7. "... then you throw away this crutch, yell 'I am healed!' and thank me."
"Got it? Karl's sure this will work."
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