president bush prays to his God. (heartwarming photos)

[Philosoraptor]

Sometimes I wish I was God so I could hear what bush prays for when he prays.

I'll bet its not the kind of stuff you and I might pray for, but something totally selfish and evil, if he really prays at all. Any dumb mother fucker can bow his head and close his eyes and fold his hands and claim to know the Lord, and the easily fooled fall for it every time.

Matthew 6:5-6
And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

[niyad]

1. he looks constipated.

[ClintonTyree]

3. My thoughts exactly........

a little more fiber in the old diet could help that problem, *.

[Philosoraptor]

6. maybe he's just praying a little too hard

maybe if his head were bowed lower, and his face more contorted, I might fall for it.

[ClintonTyree]

12. Then he could kiss his ass goodbye.

Because after the coming Democratic revolution he's going to be spending a lot of time answering questions in front of Senate committees. If there's any fairness in this world, that is.

[donheld]

14. No, he just looks full of shit

What else is new :evilgrin:

[driver8]

2. That man is responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths

of innocent people.

How can he claim to be a Christian?

[Philosoraptor]

4. does he pray for the souls of the half million dead Iraqis?

Or the twenty seven hundred plus soldiers?

[Philosoraptor]

8. that they may be seen of men.

[okoboji]

5. "Dear Lord, my Father, Strength.....

blah blah blah, please help me say big words like "peninsula"....

[Philosoraptor]

7. Deer Jesus, please keep the Democrats off my ass, Ahpreeshate it

[Kiouni]

9. lol

[Freedom_from_Chains]

10. O.K. I'm thinking this is a man of real, heart felt, honest piety.

NOT!!!!!

[Kiouni]

11. I love the one with Lincoln

what a crock of shit that one is...Hahaha one man freed the slaves the others trying to make'm

[Mad_Dem_X]

20. That photo offends me so much

If Washington and Lincoln were alive today, they would kick W's ass for destroying this country.

[Bluebear]

13. He pinches his eyes closed like Denace the Menace would

I personally think he imagines this is what you are supposed to look like if you "pray".

[C_U_L8R]

15. Does closing your eyes

make a prayer more effective... or is that for show?

[zeemike]

17. Actually it is a compliance response we have been trained for

Close your eyes , bow your head the preacher says and we all comply no matter what our believe is.
And as the OP has pointed out it directly contradicts the teachings of Jesus but no one seems to know that so they pretend.

[WCGreen]

16. I think he is just napping....

[johnnie]

18. It looks to me more like he is fighting off a fuck of a hangover

Or a classic prayer from drunks "God, if you help me through this I swear I'll never drink again"

[genie_weenie]

19. Look it's quite obvious that with

his little flag pin on his lapel and his head bowed praying stuff he is a patriot and deeply religious man and therefore should be trusted, revered, idolized, worshipped...

Why do people still fall for this crap? Do the Bush supporters really make think this: He prays to Jesus therefore he's not evil? Is it as simple as that?

[Beelzebud]

21. And here is a picture of the god he's praying to:

[SammyWinstonJack]

22. PHONY BASTARD!

He is fooling less people these days with that phony religious crap. And about time, too!

[never_get_over_it]

23. I for one have NEVER believed that he is religious

I think he claims it for political purposes - the ONLY thing this man worships is power and money. If he is "praying" in these photos its most likely for harm to come to one or all of his "enemies"