Who better than Bush?

[Prophet 451]

Based on my theory that the Bushistas have lowered the bar so much that virtually anyone could now get elected, which of these are you most likely to vote for?

[cynatnite]

1. Hmm...no Lex Luthor n/t

[Prophet 451]

2. He's Zod's VP

I was seriously considering adding Jelli / Mac (my two cats) on the grounds they'd do a better job than Georgie.

[Warpy]

7. I've proposed my tomcat for years

He's neutered and doesn't start fights.

[cynatnite]

14. Oh, my bad...

But really, Luther should be a Prez. Anybody that can hold up as well as he has against the man of steel has got my vote.

[YOY]

3. So Who's Chtulu's runningmate? Senator Dhole? Senator Hastur?

n/t

[Prophet 451]

4. Cthulhu ate his running mate

No-one else would volunteer...

[volstork]

5. What about Voldemort?

He's AT LEAST as evil as Bush!

[Prophet 451]

6. Damn! Should have thought of him... n/t

[Warpy]

8. You also forgot Sauron

If you're going to include the discorporate, you might as well include both.

[Prophet 451]

10. Edited, it now includes him n/t

[Jack Rabbit]

9. Let's give the Devil his due

I nominate Old Scratch himself.

At least he has a delightful sense of humor.

[Prophet 451]

11. I'm a Luciferian

As such, I have a different view of the Devil to most people.

[Jack Rabbit]

15. Then you agree . . .

The Devil would be better than Bush.

I am a connoisseur of folk tales, so my own view of the Devil is taken from there. He is a clever and witty trickster, occasionally outsmarted by a blacksmith, whose trade is associated with the underworld.

[Prophet 451]

16. Well, yeah

Obviously, I think the Devil would be better than Bush. Then again, right now, that's faint praise indeed. Lord Lucifer is smarter than Bush and better but then again, so's yeast.

[yurbud]

12. Bush is ruder than Nero/Caligula--they partied openly

Bush pretends to be virtuous and keeps his gannon and coke snorting private.

he could at least give us something interesting to read in the National Enquirer.

[Lilith Velkor]

13. Let them Eat Death: Voldemort/Malfoy '08

YEEEARGH! :headbang:

[Beelzebud]

17. I'd vote for Saddam before Bush.