Its Time To Vote For The 2006 "Heck of a Job" Award!!

[Mark E. Smith]

Who will you cast your vote for?

1) George W. Bush: The neo-con's one time favorite emcee, now the albatross that hangs stinking around their
fat necks. He was hired, can he also be fired?

2) Donald Rumsfeld: Three, count 'em, three wars. Afghanistan, Iraq and On Terror. And he somehow managed
to put us into the position of possibly losing the whole bunch.

3) Condi Rice: The shoes. Check out the shoes. So what if we've become a despised and disrespected nation and
that the world is descending into a dark ages level of chaos. Look at those great shoes!

4) Dennis Hastert: Keeping the kids safe is good and all, but it is hardly worth risking the career and reputation
of a Congressman who is a "good earner."

5) Dick Cheney: Face it, he runs the show. Why give this prestigious and hallowed award to the hired help when
you can put it into the hand of The Man himself? Besides, he's fixed the results.

6) Write In: Oh there you go. Think you know better than the poll guy, huh? Go ahead, see where it gets you!

[originalpckelly]

1. Representative Mark Foley:

Heck of a handjob.

[liberal N proud]

2. If the Heck of a Job award means what it did for Brownie, then I vote for

Hastert.
Maybe it will mean the end of his reign of terror in the House of Representatives.

[ktowntennesseedem]

8. In that case, let's just give them all the prize!

They've ALL done a heck-of-a-job in my book.

(And they ALL are so deserving of the award and the boot that comes with it!)

:kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick:

[Kutjara]

3. Bill Clinton

Gotta blame the Clenis. For everything. It's the law.

[sce56]

4. Look for the Egg they store DarthChenny in he is still pulling the strings

Got Fascism Yet?

http://www.georgewalkerbush.net/bush-nazilinkconfirmed.htm

[malaise]

5. The award is shared for 2006

with all of the above.

[banana republican]

6. Condi Because......

The "Foo" bird

In ancient times there was a community known as the Goodnu's. As all communities did in these times the Goodnu's lived right on the river bank for trading, transportation and sustenance. Water was almighty and worshipped as a God. One day there was a tremendous hurricane far out in the ocean. It's ferocity blew a large flock of "Foo" birds way off course sending them inland many hundreds of miles and in the vicinity of the Goodnu's community. The Goodnu people had never seen a "Foo" bird and were quite curious as to it's sudden and obviously evil presence. The "Foo" bird, as we all know, is a very ugly, evil-looking bird. This caused the Goodnu people to become very uneasy believing they did something wrong to God and that this bird should be avoided. One day a "Foo" bird flew overhead and screeched: "Foo, Foo" and shit on a Goodnu's head. The man ran screaming into the river believing the Holy powers of the river would cleanse him of this evil turd and its consequences. As soon as the man washed this unholy turd from his ear canal he suddenly keeled over and died. The Goodnu's were now convinced of the "Foo" bird's evilness. The next day a woman was outside and heard: "Foo, Foo". Before she could react the "Foo" bird dropped a bomb landing a syrupy turd across her face. Shocked and panicked she ran into the river furiously washing her face of this sloppy stew. The village watched in horror as this woman also died once cleansed of the runny turd. The very next day a village wiseman heard those famous words: "Foo, Foo". He like others had witnessed the terrible deaths of two of his villages' people in the last two days. He too was struck right in the forehead by the "Foo" birds accurately guided turd missile. His first reaction was confusion and he sprinted towards the river. However, he stopped short and thought of his obvious demise should he cleanse the turd wafer from his forehead. He did not cleanse the poo pile from his forehead and lived. So the wiseman went to the other people of the village, gathered them around and stated to them: "There is an obvious lesson here my good people. The moral of this story is: 'If the Foo shits, wear it.'".

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~bbowman/birds/humor/foo_bird.html

[sarge43]

7. Rummy because

he's done what Cornwallis, Lee and Hitler couldn't - destroy the US Army. That deserves some sort of recognition.