Went to Vomitville, brought this back for you:

[Lautremont]

They have a transcript of a Rushbaugh rant, and here's an excerpt:

RUSH: I want a list about sexual preferences, too, and I want a list for every liberal in the House of Representatives. And it's very simple. Do you prefer the missionary style, or do you want the woman on top? And I'll tell you why I ask. Because missionary is active male. Woman on top is passive male, and we're at war, and we need active males. We need alpha males. We don't need a bunch of passive people directing our war effort. We need active males. What is your preference, liberal Democrats? I want a list.

Here's the link, if you can stomach it (I only can because I live in Canada, have never listened to Rush Limbaugh and, to my knowledge, have never met a Freeper):http://www.freerepublic.com.nyud.net:8090/focus/f-news/1715180/posts

[SmokingJacket]

1. I suppose he's being ironic here, but I don't get his point.

At all.

[cynatnite]

He's saying men should be on top...all of the time... where they belong...

Rush is an unimaginative pig for one thing. For the first time, I find myself feeling pity for the women he's been with.

[walldude]

31. Can you imagine having to lay under that fat pig?

I'm a guy so I can't but damn, I see Darren Kagen and wonder if she has to eat a few of Rush's Oxy's to deal with sex...

[Bucky]

37. Thanks for that mental picture, damn you.

[cynatnite]

41. Okay...appetite ruined

:puke:

[tsuki]

42. Okay, now it is vomitville. nt

[walldude]

44. Sorry bout that folks...

:spank: :spank:

[AnnieBW]

51. Mary Lynn Rajskub

His latest victim...er... girlfriend is Mary Lynn Rajskub, Chloe on "24". I'm not sure that I can watch "24" ever again without thinking of Chloe having sex with that pig. :puke:

[Ilsa]

53. Really? Is he saying he's having sex with her now?

I just thought it was a sympathy kiss that she gave him in public. Barf.

[AnnieBW]

59. I Saw An Interview

where she was referring to him as her "boyfriend". :puke:

[Cha]

90. Wow! Now I feel sorry for her and her

stupidity.

[NickB79]

85. But they're not married!

What are right-wing fundies to think when their hero is committing such a heinous sin as sex before marriage?

[jayctravis]

57. He oughtta try IM'ing some of those questions to members of Congress.

[SpiralHawk]

72. Has AnalCystbo talked this over with Lilith?

Oh, I forgot, the "so-called Christian" Bible for some curious reason omits mention of the FACT that Adam was married to Lilith before he was married to Eve.

In that respect, the Biblical Adam was a lot like Newt Gingrich, Limbaugh, and other so-called "Christians" who dump their strong, intelligent wives to party down with Bimbo Babes.

Sheesh, Lilith is going to be pissed again...

[arewenotdemo]

77. Ugh. No pity for those women from me.

They have to know what a swine he is.

[Eric J in MN]

9. Limbaugh seems to be saying that Democrats

...are invading Mark Foley's privacy, and therefore they should give up their own privacy.

[MnFats]

25. a guy that porky....

is lucky to accomodate ANY position at all!
how long do you suppose it's been since he saw his own unit without a mirror (viagra and the Dominican Republic notwithstanding...)

[MelissaB]

2. LOL! What about a woman who is a top? They can't think that far, can

they?

[Iris]

74. yeah, it's like their heads have been buried in sand these past 40 years

[babylonsister]

3. Proof he's another repig perv. Probably just wants to feed his

disgusting fantasies.

[JuniperLea]

7. Exactly!

He gets his rocks off talking about this crap just like Foley got his off talking about protecting children from the kind of things he wanted to do to them!

Just freaking sick!!!

[blue cat]

4. How freakin' gross

Just hearing his voice makes me go ballistic. My sisters used to make me listen to him every single time that they drove me in their cars for years. Now that there is Air America here in Austin, TX., they won't listen to what to what I want to listen to for even a few minutes. Bitches.

[Mad_Dem_X]

5. God, what an asshat

He's lost his mind, for sure.

[Bigmack]

6. Where do you suppose Rush...

got those ideas about sex positions? Certainly not by participating in such things.

You know what Rush's girlfriend's mom used to say about their relationship? "B-a-a-a-a-a"

[ClintonTyree]

20. Prostitutes

Southern Florida is a hot bed of high priced prostitutes. Rush's only brushes with the opposite sex require a major credit card and a prostitute with a VERY strong stomach.

[karlrschneider]

22. And 2 paper bags.

...

[TheCowsCameHome]

29. Actually, three. The third for his industrial-strength Viagra.

[Hubert Flottz]

83. And Little blue crutches for his limp manhood?.

Where was Rushbo when it was his turn to stand up in Vietnam?

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[MADem]

14. We need active males??? Good gravy, way to solicit, there Rush! NT

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[China_cat]

10. Somebody remind Rush

that missionary position is with the HUSBAND on top.

[Iris]

75. and that there are women congressmen. What position should they take?

[China_cat]

82. Please take some time to think about what I said.

The missionary position is with the HUSBAND on top.

[lumpy]

11. Is he trying to proove his manhood?

Betcha he's tried everything under the sun and moon.

[iconoclastic cat]

27. Maybe he's trying to looose his virginity! n/t

[Poiuyt]

39. I thought Daren Kagen dumped him because he wouldn't "consumate"

[ladywnch]

12. I can't fathom a woman LETTING him on top of her! LOL

hmmmmmm what would that leave him??????

[TK421]

93. A human pancake n/t

[BootinUp]

13. Naa, thats not real. couldn't be.

could it?

[ClintonTyree]

15. Limbaugh is a comedian.

But the freepers don't get the joke. Limbaugh is NOT to be taken seriously, he's an entertainer. Freeps must be very easily amused because they actually think what Rush says is the TRUTH! :rofl: Stupid freepers! :rofl:

[lapfog_1]

16. Can anyone seriously believe that Rush is

"man-on-top-get-it-over-with-quick" kind of guy. Give me a break. None of the Dominican little
girls that he does it with would let him be on top. Not to mention he isn't healthy enough to
actually do it.

[conscious evolution]

80. He has to be on top

Otherwise they might get away

[Skidmore]

17. Is Rush mixing...err..err...er....

That sounds so crazed.

[johnaries]

18. Remember the lesson from Jeff Gannon,

"It's not gay if you're the top".

[LostInAnomie]

19. Can you imagine the carnage...

... if that human blimp's elbows buckled during one of his sweaty romps. There wouldn't be anything left of that under-age hooker but bone fragments and a Ronald Reagen mask. :puke:

[Cleita]

21. He's really losing it.

Your lucky you don't have to hear him. Here, it seems almost impossible to avoid him.

[Warpy]

23. If I didn't already know, that rant would convince me.

He's gay.

[LeftCoast]

34. Unless you slept with him and are male, then you don't know

But thanks for trying to push him off on 'teh gays'.

[Warpy]

50. Well, you could always try Google

"Jeff Christie" was his handle on AM radio before he struck it rich, only "Jeff" came to a bad end.

Then you could google "Eliot Sanders" and see what he has to say about old Flush during his aborive attempt at college.

Or then you could just go on being resentful.

Hey, we had to take Ann Coulter when someone dug up a high school picture that showed she's female.

[MercutioATC]

24. What about a preference for anal sex?

Does that make one a Republican Representative?

Perhaps a Catholic priest?

:P

[iconoclastic cat]

26. But what if they respond with "doggie," "spoon," or "reverse cowgirl?"

Wow, those poor prostitutes--not only is Rush disgusting, he's boring.

[kiahzero]

55. Real men do it standing up in a hammock. (n/t)

[Viva_La_Revolution]

68. !

I'll IM you my number.

[TheCowsCameHome]

28. The world's biggest COWARD loves to talk tough.

Wait until this tough guy does his show Nov. 8th, bawling like a baby with colic.

[Earth_First]

30. Says twice divorced, impotent, cross-addicted spokesperson of moral ethics

tell me, Mr. Limbaugh, what's it like not be be able to understand emotions and devotion and reciprocate love, compassion and understanding?

I'd be hard pressed to even listen to your response Mr. Limbaugh, because quite frankly I couldn't understand never feeling those emotions towards my companion in life, and future wife.

Compassionate Conservatism, personal responsibility, moral and ethical virtue. Aren't THESE the foundations on which your party is supposedly built?

(...by the way, I enjoy a woman who knows what she wants. And if that's on top, so be it!)

[Irreverend IX]

32. I guess Rush's Dominican boys are always on the bottom. nt

[Just Me]

33. I just want to know why you feel compelled to bring this bile, here?

Don't front the "gotta' know what the enemy's doin'" to me because that is just a fog,...a distraction from WHO WE ARE, WHAT WE CARE ABOUT, OUR OWN INTEGRITY, and OUR COMMON GOAL TO PROMOTE ACCEPTANCE/PEACE/UNDERSTANDING/GROWTH.

Makes me sick that DU even allows this crud to be posted because, it's all hate/divisive speech,...the same used in countries whose people don't want it but get it and are raped, ravaged, maimed, murdered,...all at the head of a U.S. supported corporate money-monger who views humanity just as the U.S. corporacrats do,....materials to be spent/bent/destroyed for profit.

I am a non-violent advocate,...but, I swear, it would take all my strength to control my compulsion to sock any one of these "elitists" in the face. I doubt I'd have that strength. But, hey, agent Mike, I'll never get close enough to actually through that punch. It IS a very gratifying imagination, though,...a 122 female puching the CIC or VP or, OH OH OH, DOD Rumsfeld hard enough in the face that they had a mere nose bleed.

:rofl: I'll bet the only one who ever did that to those scoundrels were either their wives, children or some member of family. I'd like to do it in front of the whole world, though. Will never happen, but,...the fantasy of that is pleasing.

[Lautremont]

47. I figured the term "vomitville" would clue in those disinclined to read

that stuff. And I agree with you, it is bile. But that particular statement gave me insight I'd never had before into their, uh, position on gender issues. That it's troglodytic doesn't surprise me, but to see it spelled out in such base terms threw me for a loop. I'm a bit naive, maybe, and the more so for sharing it, but I was just so astonished.

[Bucky]

35. I dunno, there's something to be said for keeping your hands freed up

I mean, um... uh... that's total bullshit! How dare he?! Grrr, that Rush Limbaugh. Go sisterhood!

Yes, that's what I mean.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

36. He actually SAID this shit? Don't even these idiot-ass wingnuts say WTF?

Sometimes? Aren't some things just so nonsensical that people just go "hmm maybe my hate radio hero is actually a raving idiot, perhaps I should stop listening!"

[Proud2BAmurkin]

38. fat slob doesn't know what he's missing

nt

[DemonFighterLives]

40. Viagra, druggy, anal cyst boy should know all about tough males

Sober up rush and get your fat cyst filled ass to Iraq!
:dem:

[madmusic]

43. There are freepers in Canada.

Just sayin'.

[Lautremont]

45. Believe me, I know it.

We wouldn't be saddled with this Harper clown if there weren't. Wasn't trying to be holier-than-thou. I've probably met dicks from that Canadian equivalent website - and that I can't visit, because it's too depressing.

[Matariki]

46. oh yeah, like laying on his fat ass getting a paid for blow job

by an underage prostitute in the Dominican Republic makes him a fucking alpha male. blech.

[judaspriestess]

48. This coming from a man who probably doesn't even have a

penis? or most likely suffers from "ED"! what a sick disgusting pathetic bottom feeder. :puke:

such anger, his head is going to explode one of these days

[Matariki]

49. oh yeah, like laying on his fat ass getting a paid for blow job

by an underage prostitute in the Dominican Republic makes him a real fucking alpha male. blech.

[Dem2theMax]

52. Good God. Someone give him some of * 's meds!

I had to laugh at "Vomitville." Great name for the place. LOL.

And thank you for doing the dirty work for us. It's so hard to go 'over there.'
ICKY and all, you know?

[noamnety]

54. Violence against women is part of war

The problem is larger than the comments of one on-air idiot. The underlying problem is the link in people's minds between relations with women (men should be "active" - the aggressors - in sexual relations with women) and warfare. It reaches far beyond Rush's words, though he's certainly making an effort to perpetuate the attitude.

[Elwood P Dowd]

56. That's how you win battles and lose wars

Give your woman respect and pleasure, and she will return the favor. Life is so simple Rush, but your lust for money and power have left you devoid of both respect AND pleasure.

[CatWoman]

58. you know, I'm an aggressive liberal female

who just happens to love missionary style.

There's so much to explore face to face, with the man on top.

[BreweryYardRat]

60. Pig.

NONE OF HIS DAMN BUSINESS.

Someone ought to strangle him.

[Toucano]

61. This is gross, but I have to say it.

In my experience, men who are built like Rush Limbaugh simply can't perform well ON TOP. They tire from pushing that weight in and out, and can't even reach their own orgasm, much less anyone elses!

There are exceptions, of course, so please don't respond with a lot of "I like to be on top" posts. I'm only adding my personal experience for what it's worth.

[Elwood P Dowd]

62. He's only pushing a couple of inches in an out

It's the energy required of all that blubber to get the two inches in and out that causes the problems.

[Toucano]

64. Yes, that's much more aptly put. n/t

[symbolman]

63. Gee Rush

too bad you didn't even get to find out, having NOT ENLISTED during Vietnam, fucking COWARD, and THAT's who is leading the Country, COWARDS LIKE YOU..

Like Bush on 911 hiding behind the toilet of the AF One while it jetted all over the sky, waiting to land so old YELLOW STAIN could work up the nerve to WALK OFF the plane without falling down or exposing the stains in his pants..

Pretty sure your Mother got on Top Rush, because it's obvious the best part of you ran down her leg on the way to the bathroom...

POS, SHUT THE FUCK UP you goddamn coward TRAITOR.. They had a name for you guys in the REAL War, WW2, called FIFTH COLUMNISTS, who gave comfort and AID to the TRUE Enemys of the United States, BUSH, and anyone associated with them..

Keep it up and I'll boycott you into the last century you bag of puss, we did it before without even trying. :)

[tabasco]

69. Don't hold back!

Tell us how you really feel.

[symbolman]

70. I am so sick of this guy

he should be arrested for Impersonating a HUMAN BEING. :)

[tabasco]

76. Nobody hates that disgusting piece of filth more than me !!

But even moreso the idiots that listen to and believe his lies.

The followers are too stupid to understand that Lush simply tells lies that support their twisted worldview.

He tells them what they want to hear and they are too fucking stupid to see throught he bullshit.

The Nation would be such a better place without them.

Benjamin Franklin warned us about idiots in a democracy.

[PerfectSage]

65. That fricking beta male moron Rush Limpball hasn't gotta clue...

...of what a real alpha male is.;-)

That moron couldn't pick up the ugliest chick if he was the only male in a bar full of drunken, horny hot chicks.;-)

[KharmaTrain]

66. Pickles Says She Prefers It On Top...

...cause little georgie is always fucking up <rimshot>

What has two wings and a crooked Dick?

The Cheney White House <rimshot>

Thank you very little...

[A-Schwarzenegger]

67. I dont know how many times I've had to say that to a woman:

"Get off of me! We're at war!"

[Raine]

71. Gawd what an ASS

I think he has totally gone off his rocker, he's literally certifiable! :crazy: :silly:

[MadHound]

73. Quite frankly, this shows how ill-experienced ol' Limpballs is

And in his case, the emphasis is defintely on the "ill". But frankly, if you're doing it right, and both are having a good time, it matters not who's on top, they're both "active".

More garbage from a man who cannot keep a partner, can't get it up, and can't handle reality while straight and sober. Once again, why does anybody take this pathetic excuse for a man seriously?

[Aviation Pro]

78. Fat Ass Limpballs....

...it's fairly obvious why you need "Daddy's Little Helper," lard ass. Say, aren't you in the 16th Congressional District (aka Mark "Pedophile" Foley's district)? Don't worry, asshole, your turn is coming, fucknuts.

[madmusic]

79. nyud.net

Does freakerville use that or did you add it? Just curious.

[Lautremont]

86. I think if you use that it doesn't add to their traffic meter.

I'm not much in the know with stuff like that, but that's how I understand it.

[madmusic]

88. Thanks, and know I wonder how it got there.

Is it like Google cache?

[blm]

81. And a list of GOP RW talkers who go to Dominican Republican w/Viagra

for their solicitation of sex partners - possibly male and likely underage in this country.

[Jed Dilligan]

84. Why doesn't it surprise me

that someone like Rush Limbaugh is incapable of wrapping his mind around the idea of a varied sex life...

Same position... All the time... Must... assert... dominance... with... (puff) every... (huff) stroke...

[Iris]

87. or is it some way of dealing with being in the closet?

I always thought the woman on top position works for most men because they actually like to look at naked women?

[Jed Dilligan]

94. Yes, I bet that's it

I like to change positions at least once during sex, usually more than once... I guess that's not an issue if sex lasts fifteen seconds or so (hence, the need to decide which position he "prefers").

Your explanation makes sense though.

[Iris]

98. ha! ha! Well, I can't exactly see Rush being skilled enough to switch

positions in the midst of the act!

[Nikia]

89. Sex and aggression shouldn't have anything to do with each other

The fact that it does leads to rape, domestic violence, and other violence against women. It also leads to unethical sexual behavior.
If he really believes in family values, he shouldn't believe that these two things have anything to do with each other.

[antonialee839]

91. And what if you like a variety Rush, you asshat?

[Jed Dilligan]

95. Then you're a flip flopper!

Though not in the same way "Lil' Rush" is at times...

[Initech]

92. If there's one thing this country needs LESS of, it's Alpha Males.

I'm a guy and I can say that most of the "alpha males" I've met are total assholes. :puke:

[ima_sinnic]

97. bwawk! bwawk!! isn't "alpha male chickenhawk" an OXYmoron?

Who's the "we" in "we need alpha males," anyway, hmmmm?

[guinivere]

99. Eeeww...what a gross, nosey, asshat pervert.

He wants this info for Lucy Lefthand or Rosie Righty.