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goofticket Donating Member (250 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 10:08 AM
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Let me get Hastert's statement on pages correct....
FIrst....Bill Clinton called George Soros and told him he needed some money to give to a Miami newspaper, so they could bribe a former page from Louisiana, to email and instant message a bunch of porno emails written, only to set up the Speaker of the House, by taunting a drunk Florida Congressman who likes little boys, and has to down a couple of drinks while masturbating just before a Congressional floor vote, so that ABC can run a scoop "October Surprise", showing how the internal fighting between scandal-riddled Ohio Congressman Boehner (he he ...he said Boehner), forcing the resignation of the senior aide to New York's Reynolds because the drunk Congressman just had to wack one off online, only to use this to stick it Bush for wiretapping half of Baghdad so he can find some more enemy combatants, who were actually murdered along with the other 3,300 last July in what the Iraqi parliament has been calling a civil war for a year, and make the Speaker have to repeat, in his apology to the page's family, for not doing anything about it when he was told- because everyone who said he knew is a poopy liar, and having to repeat what Karl Rove told him to say, after the whole former FBI director Louis Freeh's overseeing a new and improved review of the page program, instead of a legal investigation, was destroyed by the mastermind of evil, Nancy ' The Slayer' Pelosi, decided that four dozen subpoenas would better serve the Democrats in their demonic attempt to overthrow the world.

Am I getting close ?

Oh wait, ...so Nancy, Bill & Soros can use ABC to promote the Denny bashing across the airwaves.
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crikkett Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 10:13 AM
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1. I heard "blah blah blah"
blah blah.

Are you talking about yesterday's press confc? or did something new happen.
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displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 10:13 AM
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2. Damn! If you don't have a blog, you should start one!
And I mean... NOW!

Excellent analysis!
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 10:14 AM
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3. Agreed!!!!
Edited on Fri Oct-06-06 10:15 AM by wicket
:applause: :applause: :applause:
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 10:17 AM
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4. Send that to Jack Cafferty. (He won't be able to read it without laughing)
Edited on Fri Oct-06-06 10:20 AM by TahitiNut
:thumbsup:

Remember, Clinton and Soros concocted this scheme over 10 years ago, ready to spring it on poor Hastert just before the 2006 mid-term election after making sure Hastert heard about the sexual predation of pages at least four times. Now, that's real advance planning!

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grizmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 10:19 AM
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5. very funny summary
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