FOX News to readers: Be patriotic until seen by foreigners.

[brainshrub]

URL: http://www.brainshrub.com/node/533

FOX News to readers: Be patriotic until seen by foreigners.

I was browsing the FOX website this afternoon and stumbled upon another fear-mongering flash presentation on their website.

Go ahead and browse FOX's "Terror Survival" flash yourself; it's hilarious. For example, they suggest that you carry with you, at all times: Energy Bars, a towel, water, a flashlight (In case of an explosion) and a whistle.



Be afraid! Be afraid!

URL: http://www.brainshrub.com/node/533

[MadMaddie]

1. No wonder they are loosing viewership they are just plain stupid..

[CottonBear]

2. OMFG! Fux is insane. Freaking insane.

:(

[tocqueville]

3. in reality it's an excuse for kinky sex....

ooh that's just my survival kit, officer

[htuttle]

4. "A towel"...??

Have they been reading Douglas Adams?

:crazy:

[McCamy Taylor]

7. I saw that! Carry a towel!!!!! It is a joke.

[Oceansaway]

5. .

just imagine how many idiots ran right out and gathered the crap....
cuz Fox says so....hahahaha....I-D-I-O-T-S

[MidwestTransplant]

Super important for their main demographic...rural and outburbans

[peacebird]

6. I suggest we all make a bright yellow TERROR KIT - clearly labeled

and carry it everywhere.... Such a brutally stupid FOX idea - my hubby thinks this would be a brilliant parody! Might even make people THINK.

Terror kit = TOURNIQUET for the mind...

think not - the govt thinks for you.

[Fleshdancer]

8. but what about the duct tape? and cans of tuna and powdered milk?

and no plastic sheeting? Why does Fox hate America????

[Sapere aude]

9. Some wing nuts made millions selling the freeper types Y2K survivor kits.

[AndyA]

10. Reminds me of Towlie on South Park

"Don't forget to take your towel...you wanna get high?" :rofl:

[frylock]

11. don't forget to bring a towel..

you could get alllllll wet.

[conscious evolution]

12. As stupid as this is

could this be a subtle warning that the shit is about to hit the fan?:tinfoilhat:

[spin]

13. Check out this kit

That's not an emergency survival kit...this is an emergency survival kit!

http://www.smith-wesson.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?catalogId=11101&storeId=10001&productId=49906&langId=-1&parent_category_rn=15702&isFirearm=Y