Was out in the front yard watering flowers and my neighbor

[lonestarnot]

is taking his wife to work stops and says, "I was drinking pretty heavily last night, and I got the urge to call some young boys..."
Bwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaa! :rofl: At first I thought what the fuck, but only for a brief moment! I don't think even vote flipping is going to help these Grand Ol Perverts, Liars, and Theives!

[Kikosexy2]

1. The Dodgers ...

and Mets are playing tonight...so I'll drink up and chat up a storm with young boys...naked of course...har, har, har...

[lonestarnot]

4. Oh sure naked of course!

[Kikosexy2]

10. Well...

either Paul Lo Duca, Juan Valentin will keep me excited or the young boys...har, har...batter up!

[GetTheRightVote]

2. Oh but I really do have a problem, but a little confused at which one

to pick right now ????

:kick:

[MagickMuffin]

3. Is your neighbor a Repub?

if so isn't it interesting he can make a joke about it...

[lonestarnot]

5. Yes. Repug!

That's why I was caught of guard for a second! Teehehe

[Ian David]

6. Drinking Frangelico or Amareto or Benedictine turns you into a pedophile

On the other hand, drinking Coors Beer turns you into a Nazi.

[lonestarnot]

7. and a puking headache hair holding porcelain worshiper.

[Ian David]

8. Remember: Beer then liqueur, never sicker...

Liqueur then beer, under-age sticker.

[lonestarnot]

9. Bwwwwwwwwwwwwaaa!

:rofl: good one!

[Jackpine Radical]

11. Let's knock back a half liter of Christian Brothers

and go out cruising for altar boys.

[JohnnyLib2]

12. Ridicule = political poison

I truly think the Republican defense is ignoring common sense of the majority. This mess just can't be hidden behind the Flag or the Bible.

[Ian David]

13. You're either with the pedophiles, or you're with the terrorists.

You can't stop molesting children in the middle of a war. It sends the wrong signal to the enemy.

Right now, the terrorists are thinking, "If the Americans are willing to do this to their own children, imagine what they're willing to do to ours!"

And they're right.

The CIA routinely rapes the children of terror suspects to force confessions and information from their parents.

We're molesting them over here in Abu Page, so that we don't have to rape them in Abu Graib.

Attacking the pedophiles weakens America and emboldens our enemies.

The little Republican children are our a new front in The War On Terror.

We can't just cut-and-run from the pedophiles. The Republicans are sending a clear message, which is, "Do what you want to the children, just leave me alone!"

Dennis Hastert is doing a heckuva job. Nobody could have anticipated the sodomizing of the pages.

Republicans, please: Support your president and enlist in his war. Send your children to service your congressmen. And then, when they're old enough, send their torn and bloody rectums to Iraq.

You're never too young for Republicans to find some way to fuck you.

Gawd bless America. One Nation Under Sexual Assault.