I was robbed as a little boy, does that allow me to rob banks now?

[Bandit]

:shrug:

[Nickster]

1. Only if you are duly elected as a Republican Congressman or Senator n/t

[DireStrike]

2. scratch that "duly elected" phrase and you're completely right. -nt-

[DRoseDARs]

4. And an alcoholic. Don't forget alcoholic, too. n/t

[habitual]

3. yes it does

and if you ever get caught:

-- blame it on the booz, church, democrats, or even the victims themselves.
-- pretend that you are sincerely sorry for what you have done, claiming to take full responsibility while offering all your excuses for why it happened.
-- disappear for a month or so until it is forgotten.

oh wait, you aren't a politician, so you'll prolly go to jail, forget about that plan above, it only works for the elite.

[slackmaster]

5. As long as you say you are very, very sorry when you get caught

No prob'.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. I guess it would be okay if you got drunk and did it!

Then you could just go to rehab I guess!

[cwydro]

7. it would be best

if you were robbed by a clergyman...and make sure you're drinking when robbing your banks..

[razors edge]

8. why bother?

a man with a brief case can steal more money than any man with a gun.

don hennly