Someone has put one of the Foley IM's in video form - Too Funny!

[Sydnie]

They took the "one eyed snake" IM and put visuals (not x rated) with the text and used a computer voice program to simulate the voices so it reads it to you. Really gives it a whole new perspective. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8JZ8t051EY

[qnr]

1. It does give it a different perspective n/t

[Rainscents]

2. hilarious!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ComerPerro]

3. that's disturbing...

[ComerPerro]

4. "I always use lotion and the hand" LOL

Good to know, Congressman...

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

5. "It puts the lotion on its hand"

[Renew Deal]

13. It rubs the lotion on it's skin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDgS6qLsVM4

[TahitiNut]

6. I wonder if Jergens will pick up on that endorsement?

:evilgrin:

[ComerPerro]

7. "Hi, I'm Congressman Mark Foley.

If you're anything like me, you are a big fan of hand lotion and other various creams. And, if you're like me, you have discriminating taste and want only the best. That's why I use (Insert brand).

"When I am rock hard during one of those steamy IMs with an underage boy, I like to keep it close by my computer, and I trust my snake to only one company..."

[Sydnie]

26. I would say that qualifies as TMI, wouldn't you?

Imagine, if you will, how the other Senators are racking their brains now trying to figure out if Foley was ever alone with them in the member's washroom, if he ever gave them a sideward glance at the urinals, if he was ever at the gym when they were there, in the shower ...

They are just as disqusted by this man's behavior on a personal, creeped out level as we are. They are just trying to cover his ass ... so to speak.

[CoffeeCat]

8. Yikeola...I think I'm gonna be....

...there goes my midnight snack.

That's just really....yucky.

[Ignacio Upton]

9. This is just disgusting

But aside from restating the obvious, the way in which the video was done made it funny.

[demwing]

10. The worst bit was when the kids Mom called him

And Foley laughed that she didn't know what was going on.

Fucking scum bag. I hope he becomes someones bitch during his prison term.

[Renew Deal]

11. How about the fact that Foley was beating it at work during a vote?

That means there are probably detailed computer records.

[Ignacio Upton]

14. "All in favor say aye, aye, AYE, OH AYE, OH FUCK AYE!!!!!!!!"

n/t.

[ItsTheMediaStupid]

21. Foley will do miserable time in prison, if that happens

He'll have to be kept in some kind of administrative segregation unit where he will be in a single cell alone most of the time.

That is where prison systems keep snitches and child molesters.

If you put guys like Foley in the general population, they get killed. Convicts don't see child molesters as fellow crooks, just perverted scum.

[truthisfreedom]

12. "brb my mom is yelling"

that' must have really helped. god, this is way too funny. i can't believe this is happening... imagine the horror as foley watches this video in his posh "recovery" mansion. priceless.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

15. I love Gary Owens as the anncr

That was both funnier & creepier than I thought it would be.

Well, what can you expect...probably compiled by 16 and 17 year old beasts...with their YouTube internet culture...the beasts, the filthy beasts! *Drudge breaks down sobbing*

Haha.

[Stardust]

16. Very very funny in these laughless times.//

[Synnical]

17. Wicked Weird

Will probably send around.

[lies and propaganda]

18. went right on my myspace

their are some hilarious mofo's out there!

[Renew Deal]

19. kick

:kick:

[soothsayer]

20. Verrry funny!

[progressoid]

22. Ewww.

[Eurobabe]

23. This is fucking skeevy to the max

I don't see how Foley could ever show his face in public again after this!!

[habitual]

24. very interesting

and my first chance to see/hear the whole conversation....

[leftchick]

25. omg!!!

what a fucking pervert! That is the first I have read that and to hear it that way is omg.... gross...

:puke:

[The Backlash Cometh]

27. I feel so bad for the mother.

[babylonsister]

28. Ugh. I feel like a voyeur. Now I have to go shower! nt

[SammyWinstonJack]

29. That's embarrassingly sick! I claim drunkenness, too.

:yoiks:

[Junkdrawer]

30. K&R...n/t