Post Foley jokes here.............

[Jack from Charlotte]

Ridicule is one of the best political weapons there is. Making one's opposition a laughing stock really hurts the opposition as we have seen. Everyone on this board should take every opportunity to make the Republicans the butt of any joke possible in radio phone calls, LTE's and general conversation. Not... Foley. Not Bush but REPUBLICANS should be the target. So...........since we all can't wait for Leno and Letterman tonight.........

How many republicans does one have to to sift through in order to find one that could safely head up a cub scout pack?

Answer........... Nobody knows.

[originalpckelly]

1. Why are people surprised about the page-Foley relationship?

I'm mean with Republicans in control of Congress everyone's gettin' screwed.

[liberal N proud]

2. Compliments of DU'er npincus

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2282629

[LeftHander]

3. How does Rep. Foley recall his place when reading a bill....?

He bends over a page.

[mac56]

4. I was just about to post that!

Why won't they let Mark Foley check out library books?

He likes to bend the pages forward.

ba-DUM-bum

[Jack from Charlotte]

19. LOL! But i'd like to make a slight change.........

How does a Republican congressman keep his place when reading a bill?

He bends over a page.

[npincus]

5. Foley's education policy: "No Child's Behind Left"

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

8. ...

:spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl:

[bigbrother05]

6. Betty Ford Center=Jerry Falwell's Church For Pedophiles

[Zavulon]

7. Why did Mark Foley check himself into rehab?

Hell, I don't know, insert your own punchline. Given what we know about the story, the question itself is hilarious. :)

[originalpckelly]

9. Foley gives a whole new meaning to teenage-bum hunting.(nt)

[Philosoraptor]

10. busted

[npincus]

15. LOL

[bikebloke]

11. Coast Guard

Foley wanted to be on the Congressional Coast Guard committee. He heard they were in charge of buoys.

(I suspect this would be better verbally.)

[QuestionAll...]

12. I guess I'm strange...

I find nothing funny about this at all.

reminds me of those cheap pedo jokes Leno did when Michael Jackson was in the news. Joked about little boys bums and stuff. I thought it was totally disgusting of Jay to get cheap laughs from that.

[madmusic]

13. Is there a book on Republican dirty tricks?

Yes, look in the "P" section in your library.

[npincus]

14. Foley's idea of a romantic evening?

Dinner for 2 at Chuck E. Cheese.

[npincus]

16. Where does Foley buy gifts for his dates?

[rock]

17. Why did the Democrats get the gays

and the RepubliCONs get the pedophiles?

The RepubliCONs had first choice.

(I apologize for this one in advance)

[originalpckelly]

18. Why does Representative Foley like children so much?

He knows how they feel.

[npincus]

20. LOL and G-dawful

[LiberalEsto]

21. Heard about the new unauthorized Foley bio?

It's a real page turner