Headlines we should see

[MichaelHarris]

GOP out of touch in Iraq, Very much in touch with small boys.

Let's have um,post your best.

[C_U_L8R]

1. "Sex Scandal Leads To Lincoln Bedroom"

Too Much Monkey Business Going On

[sweetheart]

2. "New Kind of Energy Neutral Architecture"

"Iran, Saudi Arabia, Jordan and Egypt are the number 1 states in the world for women."
"Russia and the USA lead in 80% reduction in nuclear arms"
"China and the asian pacific nations form real-time financial clearing backbone."
"New microsubmarine launched in swarm of 500"
"Microcamera spy plane looks exactly like house fly."
"Drugs war is Over: funds directed to universal medical"
"Beef and Dairy cattle injected with chemical soup."
"A photo of every dog and cat put to death today."
"President signs historic minimum wage deal at 10 dollars/hour"

[Ezlivin]

3. Republicans Turn Over Another Page

GOP Strokes Polls Until Truth Gushes Forth

Wal-Mart and Republicans: Both Have Boys Underwear Half Off

[MichaelHarris]

4. hahahaahhahahahaha

the best so far.