And now, on a lighter note: Michelle Malkin, Girl Gone Wild

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

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Today’s “somebody might be sort of hypocritical” outrage: Michelle Malkin has a new column about the slutification of very young girls. For a Malkin column, it’s downright mainstream.

OK, do you want to see Malkin allegedly gettin’ skanky, spring-break style?

Malkin doesn’t like these young sluts flashing their skin like the basic Whore of Babylon.

And yet … there appears to be a picture of Malkin doing the “Girls Gone Wild” semi-boob flash, while cavorting about in a string bikini like a common hussy, from 1992!
http://www.wonkette.com/politics/michelle-malkin/michelle-you-ignorant-slut--204095.php



So whaddaya think? Is the woman in the photo Malkin?

[Rude Horner]

1. Does anybody else think

that the head looks too small? I think it's been photoshopped.

[madmusic]

3. Small brain, small head.

No, it fits.

[Somawas]

4. Not too small.

Too humanlike. Definite photoshop.

[smoogatz]

12. She DOES have a tiny little head, doesn't she?

But that's normal for Republicans.

[blogslut]

14. It could be photochopped

That head does look a wee bit off.

[grizmaster]

19. There's two other pics in the flikr page with Malkin in them

http://flickr.com/photos/77759223@N00/

bush/cheney rally pics and two more of Malkin?

maybe, maybe not

[warrens]

28. Looks real to me

Let the hypocritical fruitcake prove it's not.

[Kikosexy2]

26. Doesn't matter...

Michelle Malkin is nothing but a sucky, sucky..me last long time..Bush-whore...

[Buzz Clik]

2. errrrr .... I don't think will bring her career to a halt.

It may or may not be Malkin. She's hiding behind a gas furnace in some basement somewhere.

Remember the pics of a young, skinny blonde -- supposedly Coulter --pretending to give a Ronald McDonald a hummer? Coulter never missed a step.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

5. I didn't think it would halt her career, just provide a laugh on a bad day

[Buzz Clik]

7. Yeah, well, I like my women with bigger...

brains.

[blogslut]

6. So, tell me

Is this not merely her way of exploiting her body under the guise of satire? Doesn't this make her a cheesy hypocrite?

Oh wait...

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

11. Naw, _I'm_ the one exploiting a suspect photo for a cheap laugh

:D

[Buzz Clik]

17. ... and we appreciate it. We like a little cheesecake on Fridays...

even if it's a bitter sour, lacks full body, and is a bit shallow.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

22. But if it isn't Malkin (which it likely isn't)...

Then it's delightfully rich mocha cheesecake with a smooth finish.

Damn, now I'm hungry.

[Buzz Clik]

27. now that you put it that way, I'm hungry too.

[patrice]

8. I read that and WONDERED why MM would think that

manufactured "innocence" was real in the first place.

Is she REALLY that naive? Gotta worry about her child raising skills for that daughter she mentioned.

[wicket]

9. Malkin has a response on her blog:

http://michellemalkin.com/archives/006012.htm

Says it isn't her.

[Taxloss]

10. If that IS Michelle Malkin ...

... then in 1992 she passed a striking resemblance to my wife.

I will not be mentioning this fact to my wife.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

13. That's your WIFE? Woo hoo!

Sorry, I just feel like making trouble today. :silly:

I don't think it's Malkin. (Or your wife.)

[Taxloss]

20. It's certainly not my wife.

She was only 12 in 1992.

Fortunately, she later grew into this:



(Why she marriedan ugly mug like me, I will never know.)

No, there aren't any bikini pics.

That I'm willing to put online.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

21. You married a 12 YEAR OLD???

I'm such an asshole. :D

She's beautiful, and I'm sure she thinks the same of you. :hug:

I have a bikini pic of The Magistrate but he won't let me put it online. Under his name.

[grizmaster]

15. HA!!

:rofl:

[Buzz Clik]

18. I have a friend whose wife also looked like the woman in the photo.

My friend claims he ordered her from a catalog -- a claim he never made in his wife's presence. (I doubt his claim because his wife was a professor of mathematics, and he was an accountant for the city government. If anything, she picked him up at the local thrift store.)

[bluestateguy]

16. I hate to say this

but she is a good looking woman.

[MADem]

25. That's her head, but not her body. Check this out, still think she is

a looker?? She has a heart coated with fecal matter, IMO.
http://skaroff.com.nyud.net:8090/blog/img/malkin.jpg
http://www.desertratdemocrat.com.nyud.net:8090/archives/shithouse%20rat22.jpg

[LordLovesAWorkingMan]

23. Give me a break

It's an obvious phony. If it isn't, she should be in the circus as Small Headed Woman.

Even if it wasn't fake, are we to believe that wearing a bikini is suddenly "gettin' skanky?"

Isn't it enough to hate her politics and hypocrisy?

[SmokingJacket]

24. Come on, it's funny!

Yeah, her head's small, but it's kind of in the back ground.

I think it's totally her! Haw, haw.