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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-28-06 05:48 PM
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Jeeziz ova dere Edit, ya dingbat...
All In The Family Fans MUST sing the 2 bridges in Edith Bunker’s voice.

Knows That Fears Pays

(To the tune of Those Were The Days – Lee Adams & Charles Strouse)


Boy the way Karl Rove attacks
Using everything but facts
Honesty is all he lacks
Knows that fear pays

Only corporate welfare’s great
Don’t you dare tax my estate
Greed is what we celebrate
Profit we praise

Demonize the liberals
Mark them all as criminals
Everybody’s sounding just like Joe McCarthy again

Call on the religious right
Sit back and watch with delight
Against their own interests fight
It does amaze

Say we’ll spread democracy
But the blueprints you can’t see
Cuz the means that we use are not justified by the ends

Now Iraq’s a bloody mess
But we still call it success
For there’s not a stained blue dress
The world’s ablaze
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-28-06 06:23 PM
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1. One of my favorite lines was when Gloria bought a dark Wig....
...and Michael (that night ) was trying to talk her into wearing it to bed.
She says: Oh..I get it...You can cheat on your wife without really cheating on your wife..You SICK-O!!!

Mick says: I'M SICK ??... You're the one that's jealous of your own Wig !!
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-28-06 06:41 PM
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3. The kiss from Sammy Davis Jr.
Favorite All In The Family moment, bar none :hi:
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-28-06 06:35 PM
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2. This was a great parody
"ya dope ya." :-)
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-28-06 06:56 PM
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4. bravo!
now do the Jefferson's theme song!

:applause:


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me b zola Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-29-06 12:03 AM
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10. on my third whiskey, here's my shot...
Well we're slumming along
towards the third world
To that company town
in the neocon's mind...
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-29-06 05:18 AM
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12. Homework!! eeeek!
lol just kidding, I'll have a go at it this morning :bounce:
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-28-06 07:26 PM
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5. LOL K&R!!
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-28-06 08:57 PM
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6. AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA
:woohoo: :applause: :yourock:





SEE-- this is the best yet-- a tight hybrid of your irreverant licks and haiku genius.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-29-06 05:20 AM
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14. haiku for you
omega cheers me
in spirit and in support
fortunate am i
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BigBearJohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-28-06 09:24 PM
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7. Great job! K/R!
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Freedom_from_Chains Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-28-06 09:39 PM
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8. Ah, the good old days!!!! Thanks. n/t
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Nostradammit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-28-06 11:57 PM
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9. Enchanting!
:toast:
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bobbieinok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-29-06 01:32 AM
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11. Archie Bunker and his like now run the country
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oasis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-29-06 05:20 AM
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13. That was a dandy.
:bounce:
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Glenda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-29-06 07:17 PM
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15. How true!
:applause:

Now I have to go back and read some of your previous ones. I am behind :)
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