News Quiz, for News Junkies ONLY...

[elehhhhna]

1.) You're a fifty-seven year old coffee grower in Matagalpa, Nicaragua. Which FOX News Personality helped arm and train the men who killed your wife and daughter twenty one years ago?

2.) You’re a young woman enjoying a nice hot shower at a Caribbean resort. Which FOX News Personality is most likely to ejaculate while thinking of you?

3.) You’re a CIA subcontractor based in Iran. Which FOX News Personality leaked the name of your contact resulting in your subsequent torture and death?

4.) You’re taking off from Cairo on an Egypt Air 767 to London. Twenty-three seconds into the flight your plane is hit by a Stinger Missile and you along with everyone else aboard die in a cloud of exploding jet fuel and aircraft parts. Which FOX News Personality is most likely to have provided the anti-aircraft weapon to the men that killed you?

5.) You’re a small child in Fifteenth Century Europe. Which FOX News Personality is most likely to attack you outside the village graveyard and drink all your blood?


NO PEEKING!

http://freewayblogger.blogspot.com/2006/09/fox-news-quiz.html

[RaleighNCDUer]

1. Hold it!

You said for news junkies only, then reference Fox personalities.

What is the connection between Fox and news?

[elehhhhna]

3. Har dee har har. Gotcha! Fox didn't report this stuff! So it IS news!

[KurtNYC]

2. my guesses

1. Geraldo Rivera
2. O'Reilly
3. ?
4. Rumsfeld
5. Vlad the Impaler

[RaleighNCDUer]

4. Aren't #4 and #5 one and the same?

[never cry wolf]

5. I think I have most

1. Ollie North
2. O'Liely
3. Novakula
4 & 5. don't know who's on faux anyway